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Imagine...
Going to your Mother's New years turkey curry party. Every year you tried to say no but still you somehow always showed up. Maybe it was because you enjoyed seeing your older sister Bridget get set up with absolute morons. Luckily your Mother had yet to panic about your single status... at least that what you thought. Introducing Mr Darcy... well Mark Darcy, family friend and Human Rights Lawyer otherwise known as the man you shared a paddling pool with when you were younger. One ugly Christmas jumper and the rest as they say was history.
