Bort amd Aizawa sitting together
Joshi: I see no difference.
Bort: Don't compare me to this lowly Hardness 6
Aizawa: Rude
Phos with Shouto
Shouto: Izuku did nothing to you
Phos: He was being a show off that's al
Shouto: BITCH YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKER
Yellow in the background
Yellow: Ahh...shit. Here we go again.
Shinsou with Monoma
Monoma: Ha! I'm better than you! You're only Hardness 6
Shinsou: At least I'm 0 cleavage.
Monoma: Even worse! Hahahahahahh!!!!
Momo: That means he can't break as easily as normal Hardness 6 you idiot
Joshi stealing shards from Rutile
Rutile: Come back here you fuck!!
Joshi: All I wanted was just Obsidian!!! *hands full of multiple shards*
Aizawa: For fuck sake, dear.
Joshi is me, pretty much a witch's instinct is to get whatever gem is in sight.
Innuendos be like.
Kirishima: I'm Hardness 9 the strongest amongst Class 1-A!! I'll help everyone out as a protector of all!!
Bakugou: (Hardness 8) *chokes* Hard.
Kirishima: *looks in disgust* Katsuki, we've been dating for --
All Might in Chapter 19
All Might: *walking down the halls normally
*hears window crashes
*sees Shinsou run past him, getting chased by Phos
*sees Shinsou jump out the window
All Might: What's with people jumping out of windows?
Baymax: WE jumPeD OuT THe WINDoOww.
All Might: you're not even supposed to be here!?
Short A/N before I continue the lols.
I kinda forgot Monoma's name, I only remembered that his name started with a M. When I asked my friend who it was she fucking laighed her ass off. Monoma isn't a really bad person, he just wants others to feel bad like how he was treated. Whoops another manga chapter reveal.
Nobody is allowed to hit Ojiro, ever.
Ojiro: Oof, you fell out the window.
Shinsou: *hits Ojiro
*gong of a bell earrape, or the Jade hammer earrape
Ojiro: *shaking violently
Shinsou: *face full of cracks
Fuck you Hardness 2 vibrator
Ojiro: Want me to hit you this time?
Fun fact: Objects can shatter when in contact with heavy or high vibrations. This is no exception to gemstones either. Though, every object has a certain wavelength of vibration before it shatters, like a glass in an opera. You need to reach a certain note before it shatters since it every note has an individual vibration wavelength.
(Sorry, I am just a nerd to physics)
You wanted to know about Hagakure huh?
Ojiro: Hagakure!! Where are you?!
Hagakure: I'm here.
Ojiro: I can't see you
Hagakure: *standing on front of a glass window
I'm right in front of you stop mocking me!!
Ojiro: *laughing hysterically
I legit can't see you!!
Hagakure: *scratches the glass pane with her glass fingerails since she's a Glass
Jiro, Tokoyami, Shinsou and Momo
Jiro and Tokoyami: *stares at Momo's hair intensingly
Momo: Umm......what are you doing?
Shinsou: Mirror Scrying (Future Vision in a literal term)
Momo: Why my hair though?
Tokoyami: We need a black mirror, but using your hair is better.
Jiro: I'm waiting for Gerard in the other side
(MCR reference [FamousLastWords])
Shouto and Cinnabar
Cinnabar: I wonder why Izuku likes you?
Shouto: He likes me?
Cinnabar: He told me not to tell you but yes, he loves you, a lot
*Izuku pops out of nowhere
Izuku: You promised not to tell!!
Cinnabar: Shit!
Another one bc why not
Cinnabar: You're quirk's cancer
Shouto: You can kill anyone with a single touch?! You are the cancer!!
Cinabar: Not what genetics says
Fun fact: We ALL have cancer cells, we cannot exceed the cancer cell limit or else you get cancer.
And if you wanted all the Minerals of all Class 1-A, some teachers and heroes? I'll give out the one's i haven't given
Hagakure: Glass
-since you know, she's transparent
Sato: Sandstone
-color
Ojiro: Gold
-color
Denki: Pyrite
-it's technically iron but better
Sero: Black Tourmaline
-hair color
Momo: Obsidian
-Obsidian in HNK is a weaponsmith
Kirishima: Ruby
-hair color, but he is part Garnet and Pyrope since black hair
Tokoyami: Onyx
-it's black
Jiro: Amethyst
-it's purple
Aizawa: Black Opal
-I know it's colorful, but hey, at least he's strong
Hizashi (Present Mic) : Yellow Topas
-geez, sound resistant
All Might: Amber
-old kind of gemstone
Endeavor: None
-that little shit's been overcooked, her turned into coal XD
Best Jeanist: Scalcite
-look it up, that's how his strings look like now.
Hawks: Hawks Eye XD jk it's Jasper
-yellow color
Vlad King: Pyrope
-blood red color
Mt. Lady: undecided
-idk still
Midnight: Black Moonstone
-represents passion~
Sorry, I've been book hunting for Aizawa x Reader Oneshots. I just love him so much. And my pansexual ass is kicking in bc my friend got possessed by Aizawa (or probably just channeling her inner Aizawa)
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Cloud of Cluster
RandomWith Izuku in a coma and the Lunarians targeting any humans and gem in sight, U.A has to figure out a way to destroy the machine that would deem all quirkless if they get their hands on Izuku's core. The squabbles, the blames, the regrets and setbac...
