In the evening........
Mal: Where are you taking me?
Ben: Somewhere in the multiverse.
Mal : ....Can you be more precised ?
Ben : Fine, somewhere on planet Earth. Better ?
Mal: Ugh!
Ben: Oh hush it's not like I'm going to fill your room with scorpions while you're distracted by my handsome face .
Mal: Wow. So modest. And why is that strangely so specific?
Ben: hahaha *he laughs nervously*
Mal: Ok? So where are w- aww Ben you took us to my favourite spot...meme world!
Ben: Yup! I rented out the place just for you!
Mal: ......how much did it cost?
Ben: About a bigillion gazillion dollars.
Mal: oh. At least it's better than last time. Oh my god! It's a Kermit sewer slide roller coaster that brings you to the edge of the world!!!
Ben: .....Mal, you do know that the world is round..right?
Mal: what?
Ben: ....
Mal: what? What's wrong?
Ben: Never mind. Hey! I have a surprise for you!
Mal: Oooooo what is it?
Ben: Look in front of you.
Mal: Oh ben! They're giant chocolate covered strawberries! They're bigger than me!
Ben: Here. Let me feed you a piece.
Mal : Did I mention that I like you more than strawberries ?
Jay: Hey! Why does she get a piece! I want one! Ben!! Can I get strawberries!!
Mal: Where did you even come from?!
Ben: Yeah??!
Jay: My mother's stomach?
Ben: ...
Mal: ...
Ben: Come on Jay! Why you gotta ruin this for me man!?
Mal: Keep calm Mal..keep calm...YOU KNOW WHAT! FORGET THAT!! JAY YOU'RE DEAD!
Jay:AHHHHHHHHH! LISTEN MAN I FINISHED THE JOB! ALRIGHT?! I FILLED MAL'S ROOM WITH SCORPIONS AND I WAS BORED! SO DO NOT KILL ME!!
Mal: ......what did you say?
Ben: Oh no.
Mal: My room is filled with scorpions?!? You all.....WILL REGRET THIS!!!
Jay: hey did she just quote her mom?
Ben: JAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME!! RUNNNNN!!!!
Jay: CAN I STILL GET MY STRAWBERRIES?!?
Ben: WE'LL SEE AFTER IF WE'RE STILL ALIVE!!! BABE! IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!!
Mal: IM GOING TO KILL YOUUUUU!!!!
And so Ben and Jay ran for their lives from a fire breathing dragon/ very angry girlfriend all around meme world. So kids always remember, never mess with the Mal or you might die and never return to your family ever again....
The end.
CAN I STILL GET MY STRAWBERRIES?!?
-Jay, 2000-2019
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