BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

Community service

Audrey: ugh I can't believe I have to do community service ! Like whyyyyyyy?!

Mal: cuz you tried to hurt your hair dresser since she dyed your hair green. And your not the only one that has to work! I can't believe I have to do it with you!?Just because i set a house on fire while I was trying to roast marshmallows?!

Audrey: were they good?

Mal:....Nope. They got burnt! I should've done for 2 seconds. At least I'll know next time!

Audrey: whatever! We just have an hour left and I'll be out of here! I do not want to spend it talking to you!

Mal: well I didn't start the conversation...

*Audrey sees Ben from a distance on top of a building*

Audrey: is that bennyboo?

Mal: what are you talking ab- Ben?!

Ben: Hi guyssss!!! How is it down there!!!!

Audrey: what is he doing up there?!

Mal: probably watching over us to make sure we don't mess up.

Audrey: thats stupid! I'm amazing at everything!

Mal: sorry what? I wasn't listening.

Audrey: whatever loser!

Minutes later....

Audrey: HOW DARE YOU?! DO YOU KNOW ME?!

Girl#1: YEA APPARENTLY YOURE A STUCK UP PRINCESS

Mal: whats with all the ruckus??

Audrey: this RANDOM girl comes in and starts Insulting me?!

Girl#2: oh hell nah!!! She came up to us and started saying that she's the best at everything?!

Audrey: oh yea?! Well I've been single for 5 years?!

Mal: what kind of comeback is that??? That's so sad?!

Girl#1: Hah I've been single for 10 years!!!

Girl#2: well I've been single for 15 years?!

Mal: this just keep getting sadder and sadder...

Ben: i know right!!! The vue is great up here!!!

Mal: why don't you come down here?!

Ben: To much drama!!! To scary!!

Audrey: FITE ME?!

Girl#3: You fools!! I've been single for 26 years!! There's always a bigger dog!! Now bow down to me peasants!!

Mal: well Im happily married sooo imma head out....Ben let's go on a date!!!

Ben: Sure!! Let's go!!

* ben jumps off the building*

Ben: AHHHHH I DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH?!!

Mal: YOU THINK?!? IM COMING?!

And so, Mal turned into a dragon and saved the falling Ben from dying. Ben sang "a whole new world".
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Oh and the Audrey, girl#1, girl #2 and girl#3 went into a breakdown because of how single they are.......they're planning on adopting a cat together...

                                       The end

FITE ME
-Audrey