Ben: Ok let's do this!
Mal: Why are you getting so excited to go grocery shopping? And why do I have to come with you? Can't someone else do it?
Ben: Well first off, I've never went grocery shopping so I wanted to try it out. Second I've never driven a car before. Finally, the servants are on a day off cause they're watching some movie called descendants?
Mal: ....what?
Ben: I don't know it's some weird movie filled with weird teenagers going into puberty , having no idea what to do and is filled with magical adventures. But I heard there was a handsome prince with brown hai-
Mal: No! Not that! I mean the part where you don't know how to drive?!
Ben: Yeah? What about it?
Mal: Ben...we are in the highway having no idea where we are?!?
Ben: Relax, i know how to drive. I learned while playing video games. Duh.
Mal: ...
Ben: ...
Mal: BEN! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE! LEGIT WE ARE ON TOP OF A MOUNTAINS FULL OF GOATS EATING POTATOES WHICH ARE EATING BACTERIA FROM THE GROUND WHICH COME FROM POOP!
Ben: Mal, you're over exaggerating. I've been driving right all along.
Mal: Fine! Do what you gotta do! I swear if I die i will kill you in your sleep!
Ben: fine.
2 minutes later...
Mal: There's a stop sign. You have to stop.
Ben: I know babe.
Mal: What are you doing?! You can't go do a U turn?!
Ben: i know what I'm doing babe?!
Mal: Ben there's walking potato! Stop!
Ben: Mal it's a leaf!!
Mal: BEN THE TURTLE!!!
Ben: WHAT!
Mal: y-you ran over the turtle...
Ben: Mal...
Mal: you killed him....
Ben: i-it was an accident...babe your eyes...
Mal: You killed Jefferson..
Ben: Who the f-
Mal: I loved him!
Ben: You met him a second ago?!? And what about me?!
Mal: We're over!
Ben: Mal! You're the love of my life! Don't do this! After all we've been through! Please no! Don't leave me for a dead turtle !!
Mal: BENJAMIN, YOU KILLED HIM !! NOW HIS SOUL WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER ! AND I WONT DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU !!
Ben:WAIT!
Mal: WHAT!
Ben: ITS JUST ANOTHER LEAF!
Mal: oh ok.
The end.
Mal it's a leaf!!
-King Benjamin Florian Beast,2019
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