Mal : Ben !! Look, I just bought my first phone !! I'm one of the cool kids now !!
Ben : Nice, do you know how to use it ??
Mal: Please, I can do anything !!
5 mins later
Mal : BEN !! HELP !! INSTAGRAM IS ASKING FOR MY UNSERNAME AND PASSWORD !!!! They want to know my personal information!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO HACK ME !!!! I'M GONNA DIE !!!!
Ben : Chill.......they're just asking you to log in.
Mal : Oh.....cool
10 mins later
Mal : Ben?? Someone just sent me an eggplant emoji. They must be vegetarian. But that's cool...even I love eggplants.
Ben : Mal ! Block the user !!
Mal : 🤦♀️ Like this ??
549 seconds later
Mal : OMG BEN !!! My phone wants to set up Safari !!! My phone is already setting up my vacations for me.....how cute !!!
15 mins later
Mal : Ben ?What's your email ? I want to learn how to send a file by mail.
Ben : Benjaminflorian7@hotmail.com
Mal : WHAT THE FRICK BEN ?!?! HOT MALE ?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!!
Ben : OMG !! MAL !!!
20 mins later
Mal : Ben ? What's your email's password ?? I want to see if you received the email I sent you.
Ben : it's: 09261988
Mal : Ok.......wait.......WHO'S PHONE NUMBER IS THIS ?? IS IT A GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER ?!?!?
Ben : ..........It's my birthday.......
Mal : Oh.....ok....cool.....happy late birthday I guess........
Ben : ....thanks ??........
5 mins later
Mal : Umm....Ben ??......I think my phone is haunted.........
Ben : OH FOR GOD SAKE MAL !! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE !! STOP INTERRUPTING ME WITH YOUR SILLY COMMENTS !!
Mal : But Ben....
Ben : YOU KNOW WHAT MAL ?!?! I DON'T THINK YOU ARE READY TO USE AN IPHONE YET !!
Mal : But Ben.....
Ben : YOU KNOW WHAT ?!? I'LL JUST BUY YOU A FLIP PHONE !!
Mal : WAIT WHAT ?? PHONE'S ARE BENDABLE?? COOL !! TECHNOLOGIE IS GREAT!
The end
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!
- Mal
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