The cruel world of flirts

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This chapter is dedicated to BenXMal4life

Ben: yooooooooo malllll!!! I got the weirdest story everrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Like some gurl was like flirting with me but then I was like nahhhhhhh cuz I'm a good dude!!! I told her that her eyelashes were to longgg! She was bout to slap me but then i prayed and Jesus saved my butt!

Mal : Wow......ok......thanks.....it feels nice to know that you're that loyal with me...........Oh and by the way, I'm going to the mall with Jacob.

Ben : Ok cool............WAIT WHAT ?!? WHO THE HELL IS JACOB ?!?!

Mal : *laugh wickedly*

Ben: COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭

*an hour later*

Mal : Ben ???? Jacob flirted with me. He brought me flowers and a necklace. But don't worry, I rejected his presents because I thought of you.

Ben : Awwwww !!!! I love you so much !!!

Mal : Awwwww, I love me too !!!

Ben:.....

Mal:.....

Few minutes later....

Ben: hey, do you know how much a polar bear weights?

Mal: no why would I ? I don't listen in class...

Ben: enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm king Benjamin the third, and you are?

Mal : ............who's Benjamin the first ??

Ben : Oh.....umm......it's Benjamin Franklin. You know, the turtle........

Mal : Oh cool !!!

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Awwwww, I love me too !!!
-Mal

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