This chapter is dedicated to BenXMal4life
Ben: yooooooooo malllll!!! I got the weirdest story everrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Like some gurl was like flirting with me but then I was like nahhhhhhh cuz I'm a good dude!!! I told her that her eyelashes were to longgg! She was bout to slap me but then i prayed and Jesus saved my butt!Mal : Wow......ok......thanks.....it feels nice to know that you're that loyal with me...........Oh and by the way, I'm going to the mall with Jacob.
Ben : Ok cool............WAIT WHAT ?!? WHO THE HELL IS JACOB ?!?!
Mal : *laugh wickedly*
Ben: COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭
*an hour later*
Mal : Ben ???? Jacob flirted with me. He brought me flowers and a necklace. But don't worry, I rejected his presents because I thought of you.
Ben : Awwwww !!!! I love you so much !!!
Mal : Awwwww, I love me too !!!
Ben:.....
Mal:.....
Few minutes later....
Ben: hey, do you know how much a polar bear weights?
Mal: no why would I ? I don't listen in class...
Ben: enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm king Benjamin the third, and you are?
Mal : ............who's Benjamin the first ??
Ben : Oh.....umm......it's Benjamin Franklin. You know, the turtle........
Mal : Oh cool !!!
The end
Awwwww, I love me too !!!
-Mal
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