BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

Girls night

Evie: YESSSS GIRLS NIGHT!!!

Mal: Finally! I've been exhausted!

Evie: We're gonna do so many things! Manicures, pedicures, braiding hair, girl talk-

Uma: wait girl talk?? Nu uh. No thank you.

Evie: oh come onnn! It's not that bad..

Uma:Nope. Not having it.

Audrey: but dont you wanna know gossip! There's no harm in that! I heard that Chad's pearly white teeth is actually FAKE?!

All the girls: WHAT NO WAY?!

Audrey: YES WAY!!

Mal: I always knew his teeth were too shiny to be real...* she shakes her head *

Evie: HEY! I have an idea! Why don't we play the compliment game??

Uma: That didn't really work the last time...

Evie: but it almost did!!

Audrey: ok! I'll start! Uma.

Uma: Audrey.

Audrey: When I look into your eyes I see something beautiful!

Uma: oh well that's surprisingly nice...what do you see..

Audrey: why my reflection of course!! I am the fairest of them all!

Evie: Did she just steal my mom's catchphrase...

Mal: yup.

Uma: why you-

Suddenly Ben breaks the door open surprisingly with his flimsy arms...

Ben: 8 MONTHS!!?

Mal: what the-

All the girls: YOU'RE PREGNANT?!

Mal: NO?! DO I LOOK PREGNANT TO YOU?!

Uma: i mean...

Mal: excuse me-

Ben: THATS HOW LONG SHE WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT?!

Mal: YOU WATERED IT?!

Ben: OF COURSE I DID?! I DIDNT WANT IT TO DIE?! YOU GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY?!

Mal: ARE YOU STUPID?!

Ben: APPARENTLY?! I EVEN NAMED IT?!

Mal: WHAT?!

Evie: this-uh is getting awkward...

Audrey: yup

Uma: mhm

Evie: we should leave...

Uma: or we could stay...

Audrey: i thought you didn't like drama...

Uma: I changed my mind. This is fun. I'm staying.

Evie: ok then..

Mal: Ben...what's the name..

Ben:......Mr. Planty the plant

Mal: you-i-why????

Ben: i like the name....

Mal: You're never naming our kids in the future...

Ben: but Mr. Planty is our child

Mal: no he's not.

Ben: see this is why he likes me better! You never even talked to him! You never even came to his birthday party?! Carlos and Jay came?! But you didn't?! Now apologize.

Mal: what no! I'm not apologizing to a plant!

Ben: This plant is our child. If you care about me, you will apologize.

Mal: this is so stupid...fine! I'm sorry Mr. Plant.

Ben: tell him why you're sorry?!

Mal: seriously?! I'm sorry for- do I have to?!

Ben: yes!

Mal: Im sorry for not talking to you and not coming to your birthday party...happy?

Ben: yes...

Mal: now can you leave. We're in the middle of something...

Ben: what no! I wanna stay! I want to be part of girls night!! If it's ok with you ladies...

Evie: we don't mind.

Audrey:We're good.

Uma: girls night keeps getting weirder and weirder... yea sure whatever.

Ben: great! Now hand me the face masks and lets spill some tea!!

The end

girls night keeps getting weirder and weirder... yea sure whatever.
- Uma