Mal : Ben, David flirted with me in art class...
Ben: ....what?
Mal : That's all you have to say ??
Ben: SHUSHH MAL ! LET ME FOCUS !! I'm plotting my evil revenge on David
Mal: your evil plan?
Ben : Yah, I need my revenge on David. How dare he flirt with my lady ????
Mal : Ben calm down. It's not that big of a deal. It's not as if he harassed me.
Ben : ROOOOAAAARRRR *he roars just like in d2* *takes a knife from his pocket and stabs an expired apple with it* ( Don't worry, it's just one of those plastic knives you buy from the dollar store, it's not a real knife. Ben isn't a crazy and creepy killer like Harry)
Mal: GASP! *she actually says it* HOW DARE YOU KILL A LIVING CREATURE?!
Ben : *continues stabbing the apple with his plastic knife*
Mal: I WAS GONNA EAT THAT!!
Ben : IT'S EXPIRED !!
Mal: SO?! IM ROTTEN TO THE CORE!!
David : I'M NOTHING LIKE THE KID NEXT , LIKE THE KID NEXT DOOR. I'M ROTTEN TO-
Ben : WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM ? YOU CREEPY AND UNGRATEFUL CHILD!!
David: FROM MY MOTHER'S WUMB
Mal : Then go back to your mom's wumb and leave us alone.
David : NEVER !!! AURADON'S GONNA REMEMBER THE NAME DAV-
Ben : *runs towards David*
David: ARRRGHHH *runs away*
Ben : *chases him*
Mal : WAIT FOR ME *runs after Ben*
The room : is empty
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Almost dead Apple : 🎶What did I do to deserve this. I never thought of myself as mean I always thought that I'd be the apple queen. And there's no in between, Cause if the king killed me, than I will be the ruler of the ghosts apples. Now there's a devil on my shoulder where the apple crumps used to be. And it's calling me The queen of apples 🎵
Razor from the last chapter: I feel you man...I feel ya.
THE END
And it's calling me the apple queen
- the apple, 2019
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