Mal: yo, bro that is actually my hubby, I just thought of something smart!!
Ben: wat up dude that is actually my wife and not a dog....
Mal: wellllll i just found out that we...can...learn...from our butt??!
Ben: uh wat?
Mal: JUST THINK ABOUT IT!! FARTS ARE ACTUALLY GAZ MOLECULES, POOP IS A SOLID AND PEE IS A LIQUID?! ISNT AMAZING?! OUR BODY IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING?!
Ben: i thought I was the dumb one in the relationship...
Mal: BEN?! THIS IS ACTUALLY A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY?! THIS ISNT DUMB?! EVEN [insert dumb person's name] ( A/N: probably David) SAID SO?!
Ben: i think you drank way to much of apple juice...
Mal: WHaT dO yOu mEaN?!
Ben: let's take you away from the public....
Mal: NOoOOooOoO!!!!!
The end
uh wat?
- Ben
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