BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

Revenge

Mal: hey Bennyboo~ I have a small tiny question!

Ben: sure what is it?

Mal: ok so how do I say this? Uhh how do I get revenge on uh those who have annoyed me very much? Like VERY much??

Ben: well the best way is to move on and forgive and forget!

Mal:....

Ben:....

Mal: Hey Evie how do I-

Evie: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy. It's a simple process.

Mal: thanks E! You're the best!

Ben: Mal what are you gonna do?

Mal: A magician never reveal her secrets! That would ruin the show! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have fried octopus...😈

Ben: We're getting sushi??

Mal: something like that....

Evie: Ben you dummy! It's Uma!

Ben: Oh shi- MAL WAIT!!?

Mal: MUHAHAHAHHAHAH

Ben: WHY IS SHE SO UPSET?!

Evie: Uma fed her pet lizard cockroaches..

Ben: oh...Wait since when did she have a pet lizar-OMG MALEFECIENT?!

                                      The end

Stab. Eliminate. Destroy. It's a simple process.
-Evie