Evie: We came here as fast as we can. I even bought gummy strawberries. The grocery market ran out of strawberries. And tissue paper. And toilet paper.......actually, now that I think of it, the whole store is almost empty...
Jay: Anyways, what happened? You better not tell me she's pregnant. I told you to use the cond-
Ben: Haha, don't worry it's nothing of the sort.
Uma: Then what happened? Why is Mal so mad that she missed a tea party with the white bunny?
Evie: Wait! Did Hades steal Mal's eyeliner again?
Carlos: Did Ben use Mal's shaving kit again?
Doug: Did Jay fill Mal's room with scorpions again?
Jane: Did Ben finish all the milk again?
Audrey: Did the apple queen make a return?
Dude: Did that mean butterfly almost eat Ben again?
Lonnie: Did Ben kill another turtle while driving.
Ben: No, yes, yes, no, no, yes, maybe.
Lonnie: What do you mean maybe?
Ben: Turns out it was a frog.
Jane: Omg no! Muppet show used to be my favourite.
Evie: Guys, we're getting of track. Ben, just tell us why our little dragon is mad.
Ben: She did a "which Auradon royal are you" test and got Chad.
*GASP*
Evie: Eww
Jane: No way
Uma: She calls me Shrimpy, I call her Chadie.
Mal from her room: ARRRGGHHHHH!!! THIS IS WHERE MY LIFE HAS COME TO?!?
Ben: Sooo....who's gonna go in the kill zone and comfort her?
*everyone except Ben runs away*
Ben: *sighs* What has my life come to?
*opens the door*
Ben: Mal...honey-
Mal: Don't Mal honey me! I need you to do something for me. Go and shut down the business who makes those tests!
Ben: Mally, I can't do that.
Mal: *does her green eyes*
Ben: Or maybe I can. I'm on it. Tootles.
*a few moments later*
David: It was I, David schezemberg the fourth who rigged that test so she would get Chad. Now that everyone is finally away from my dearest Mal, I can finally use my charm to get my happy ending.
Mal: I HEARD THAT * smoke surrounds her and she turns into a dragon*
David: AHHH!! Gotta go readers. Don't forget to stay home and stay safe! Oh, and buy tissue paper. TOOTLES!!!
The end
Eww
-Evie
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