Adam: has anyone seen Ben?
Hades: you mean your son?
Adam: well yes....
Hades: nope haven't seen him.
Adam: well that helps...mal? Have you seen him?
Mal: he hasn't come out of our bedroom in a week..
Adam: AND YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING?!
Mal: well no.....did I have to?
Hades: relax! It's just self quarantine!
Mal: no it's plain old isolation...he's not really afraid of the sickness...just people.
Hades: I don't blame him. People are to confusing.
Adam: I'll go check on him. Has he even eaten??
Mal: maybe pop tarts? But definitely not pineapples...he's friends with them. He even named them. There's Jerry, Tom, Steve, Robert...but I don't really like him, he smells bad and-
Adam: uhhh ok....ill go see him now...
Mal: ok cya! Tell him I said hi!
Hades: I'll come with! He's probably doing something stupid.
Adam: you cant say that! My son is the most responsible, smartest and the mos-
* Adam opens the door and sees Ben in a squating position with his sweaty red face*
Hades: what the hell is that.
Adam: I think it's ben....Ben?? Is that you??
Ben: oh hi dad!
Hades: dude what are you doing...it's weird..
Ben: Im growing a moustache!
Adam/ Hades: what.
Ben: A moustache! See, I've been having problems growing facial hair,mal doesn't want to use her magic, and I didn't want to ask fairy godmother because that's not very prince like soooo I thought I can grow a moustache if I exercised enough! Maybe if I think about it hard enough my brain might grow facial hair for me! Because exercise solves everything!
Adam: uhhh
Hades: called it!
Adam: son...that's not how it works..
Ben: of course it is! Mal told me so! She wouldn't lie to me! Even if I did eat her strawberries before she said that....
Adam: Ben...I don't even know what to say, hades? Do you have something to sa- hades?!
* Adam sees hades coaching Ben into doing 500 push ups*
Hades: JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!! DO YOU WANT A MOUSTACHE?! THEN DO THE PUSH UPS?!
Ben: YES SIR HADES SIR!
Adam: what is happening?! I was gone for 2 weeks and this is what I come home to? This has to be a dream?!
Hades: it is a dream.
Adam: what??
Ben: yea dad this is all a dream.
Adam: what that's ridiculous why would I be dreaming of something so-
*Adam wakes up sweating from his nightmare*
Adam: forget the meetings!I'm going back home! And I'm bringing real friends for my sons instead of pineapples!!
The end
YES SIR HADES SIR!
-Ben
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