Mal: *walking into the living room*: what the hell are you doing??
Hades: We're cooking!
Ben: yeah!
*Mal sees Ben cracking an egg on top of hades fire hair*
Mal: Isn't that un-hygienic?
Hades: pffft of course not! I showered!
Ben: yup! Isn't this great Mal! Father son bonding time!! A dream come true!
Hades: sure thing son!
Ben: He called me son!!!!* he squeals like a girl*
Mal: I get that you guys are bonding because we're quarantined and all...but is this really what you want to do in 1 am in the morning?! People are sleeping and you guys keep setting of the fire alarm?! We don't want another noise complaint?! Elsa already got that handled?!
Hades: uh huh sure thing...totallyyyy listening...egg?
Ben: it's super good!!!
Mal: and un-hygienic...no thank you
Hades: ugh...you're such a hader...get it?? It's like hater but with my name?!
Mal: yeah I got it dad!
Ben: wanna help us make pancake??
Mal: you know what, sure. Hand me the butter!
Hades: yay! More people! You "butter" be good at it! You get it?????
Mal and Ben: yes dad/ yup!
The end
uh huh sure thing...totallyyyy listening...egg?
- Hades
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