Mal: ben....why are you afraid of bees?
Ben : Twas the night of....
Mal : Are you going to start saying a long speech like you usually do ??
Ben : Twas the night of....
Mal : By the way, I don't like your shirt.
Ben : Twas the night of....
Mal : FYI, your hair looks like a furry piece of-
Ben : SHUT THE FUCK UP !! LEMME SPEAK !!
Mal :.........okay......🥺🥺
Ben : As I was saying....Twas the night of my 6th Halloween. I dressed up as a sunflower and then.....The most horrifying thing happened: a stupid little bee thought that I was an actual flower and the bee landed on my nose.
Mal : PFFFTT...... YOU DRESSED UP AS A SUNFLOWER?!?! 😂😂
Mal: YOURE SUCH A LOSER!!!
Ben : ..........WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN ?!?!.......MOM ??!!? MAL'S BULLYING ME AGAIN !!
Belle: dont do that.
Mal: no.
Belle: well I tried. You're on your own Ben!
Ben : ..........DAD ?!!?
Adam: yeh?
Ben: MAL IS DOING STUFF TO ME !!
Adam : What kind of stuff ??🤨🤨
Ben : She's being dominant with me.
Ben : She's being dominant with me. She wants to be in charge of me.....
Adam : Pardon ??
Ben : She does it every night when you both are asleep....
Adam : .............I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU BOTH SHARE A ROOM !!!!! MY SON ISN'T INNOCENT ANYMORE......I can't believe you lost your virgin-
Ben : OMG !! DAD !! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! OMG !!! 🙉🙉🙊🙊🙊
Audrey : SHUT THE F*UCK UP !! I'M TRYING TO HAVE MY BEAUTY SLEEP !!!
The end
YOURE SUCH A LOSER!!!
-Mal
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