Ben : "shaving his leg"
Mal: ....Ben?
Ben: What the FRICK Mal !!!🥺🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖😖😖🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
Mal: is that my shaving kit......? I told you not to use it! This happens everytime!
Ben : But we are engaged now......we share stuff.......plus I accidentally broke my razor......and my legs were getting hairy......sooooo......I had no choice.........🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Mal:😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤fine
Ben : "accidentally cuts himself" OWWWW !!! MAL HELP ME !!!! I'M ABOUT TO DIE !! I'M TOO YOUNG !!!
Mal: WTH SOMEONE CALL 911! My boyfriend us dying!!! *sarcastically*
Ben : BRO, HELP ME MAL !!
Mal : What am I supposed to do !! Go get the ointment! Its your fault!
Ben : GO GET IT FOR ME, I'M HIGHLY INJURED!!
Mal: BRUHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ben : * angrily, takes all his effort and walks towards the cabinet and takes the medicine*
A few minutes later, after Ben is perfectly healed....
Ben : I think your razor is broken. I keep cutting myself with your razors. And fyi, I hate that your razor is purple. It's a very depressing and creepy color to put on a razor.
Mal:*strongly gasped* How dare you! You know, what I never liked your hair it looks like dog fur!
Ben: "dramatically gasps" HOW DARE YOU !! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HAIR CONDITIONER I USE TO MAKE MY HAIR LOOK GOOD ?? WELL, YOU, MISS BERTHA, YOU.......YOU......WELL YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!!!! HA !!! SEE, I CAN INSULT TOO.....I CAN BE ROTTEN TO THE CORE TOO !!!
Mal :HOW-wait what? Awwwww! Do you really think I'm pretty!
Ben: No I don't
Mal: but you just sai-
Ben : YOU'RE NOT PRETTY, YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE THAT SHALL EVER EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!!
Mal: I LOVE YOU!!
Ben:I LOVE YOU TOO!!
Mal: WHY ARE WE YELLING!!
Ben: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Mal : ALSO, STOP USING MY HAIR CONDITIONER!! YOUR HAIR IS STARTING TO SMELL LIKE STRAWBERRY PARADISE!!!! THAT'S MY THING !!!!
Ben : Well it's not my fault if I love smelling like women.
Mal : Dude....that's weird.
Ben : Well.....let's not think much about it.....let's focus on something else *smirking*
Mal : Oh? What do you want to focus on?
Ben : Oh......Just on someone that I adore enormously *suddenly pulls her into a kiss*
Mal : *keeps littering his face with kisses and they start making out in the bathroom, with the razor on the floor, next to them*
..............
30 minutes later
..............
Mal and Ben : *still making out*
...............
Razor *being very traumatized by it's surroundings*
Also razor : PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!
The end
PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!
-razor
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