Tooth fairy

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Mal: hey ben?

Ben: yea?

Mal: Did it hurt?

Ben: from what? From when I fell from heaven?😏

Mal: uh no. When you tripped over nothing?

Ben: NO I DIDNT?! I SWEAR THERE WAS A WALKING BANANA?!

Mal: Ben.....that doesn't exist....

Ben: listen if the tooth fairy exist...anything can...

Mal: WAIT SHE EXIST?!

Ben: actually "he" exist.

Mal: WAIT HOLD UP!? He never gave me money?!

Ben: oh really? He gave my gold bars?

Mal: what?!

Ben: yeah. And a car, a mansion, a puppy, a-

Mal: stop! I've heard enough! I think I'm going have a talk with this so called tooth fairy....

Ben: Mal think about this....don't do anything you'll regret...

Mal: *takes out a plastic knife* oh don't worry! I'll just question him about why he didn't give me anything when I could've bought all the designer spray paint....*runs away while laughing maniacally*

Ben: MAL! WAIT! THE PAST IS IN THE PAST!!

Mal: DONT GO ALL FROZEN ON ME!!

Ben: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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DONT GO ALL FROZEN ON ME!!
-Mal

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