Mal:peas
Ben : blue peas
Mal: purple peas
Ben : BEAST PEAS
Mal: DRAGON PEAS
Ben : MINI-BEN PEAS
Mal: mal is the best peas
Ben : Because you have the brain of a size of a pea ??
Mal: I'm breaking up with you peas
Ben : I'm not letting you go, my purple pea "holds her hands tightly"
Mal: I love you peas
Ben : I love you too. How about you become a Ben peas and we shall rule over Benpeatopia together.
Mal: yes we shall I will become your queen pea🥝
Ben : So will you make me the happiest pea alive, and become miss. Benpea ??
Mal: YES!
Dude : I now pronounce you pea- husband and pea- wife. You may now kiss the pea.
Ben : *grabs her and starts eating her out*
THE END
I now pronounce you pea- husband and pea- wife. You may now kiss the pea.
-Dude
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