BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

A "friendly" dinner

Belle: this is nice isn't? A nice dinner, with family and friends...right?

Adam: yes it's perfect!

Ben: yea! This is great!

Carlos: so we're not gonna talk about the obvious tension around the dinner table??

Jay: yea...it's pretty stuffy...

Evie: Come on guys, we should spend time together! We can act civil...right mal? Hades?

Mal:.....

Hades:......

Hades: I don't know what you're talking about Evie? Everything is fine.

Mal:......yup. Sure.

Belle: let's get started, shall we?

Few awkward moments later...

Adam: sooo uh...I've been cleaning out the attic and I found your old toys ben!

Ben: oh wow! That's great!

Belle: oh yes! We found your lost teddy bear from when you were a baby. I think about 16 years ago..

Mal: thats nice. You know what I lost 16 years ago......

Ben: oh what did you lose?

Evie: Ben no-

Mal: my dad.

Hades: seriously...

Mal: YES I AM SERIOUS??!

Hades: I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THIS?!

Mal: I WAS?! UNTIL YOU TOOK MY EYELINER?!

Jay: wait so this is what this is about?

Carlos: we can't eat chicken because of this??

Ben: honey don't you think you're overreacting?

Mal: BEN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND?! THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME?! He keeps taking them every time! He's a grown man! He can buy them himself?!

Hades: but they're so expensive?! And it completes my rock n roll look!! FYI I'm a grown GOD thank you very much!

Mal: whatever Im still upset..

Ben: hades...just say sorry and it'll all be over...the chicken is getting cold...Carlos needs his chicken...

Carlos: chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chic-

Hades: How many times do I have to say sorry?!

Mal: ONCE?! Just one time!! That's all!!

Hades: no.

Mal: i swear-

Ben: come on hades..

Hades: Ben. You have to choose a side...me or Mal...

Mal: this is dumb. We all know who he's going to choose....right Ben?

Ben: uhhhhh

Hades: Ben....

Mal:Ben....

Evie: guys come on! This isn't something we should fight about??

Mal: Evie....you don't get it...it's like if someone kicked a three legged puppy...

Evie: OMG?!? HADES?!! HOW COULD YOU?!

Jay: wow hades...thought you were rock n roll but turns out you're just a rock....for shameeeee!!

Ben: you can't make me choose??? Mom! Dad! Wait where are they??!

Evie: they left knowing what would happen...it always gets out of hand and they're tired...they need nap time.

Mal: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT?! Ben....choose....now!

Ben: come on guys! This isn't a way to solve this?! Carlos is getting crazy??!

Carlos: chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken-

Hades: ben...i am your father-in-law, if you choose me you will be considered as my son...

Ben: aren't I alr-

Hades: no Ben! But if you choose me you'll get my respect...

Mal: Ben..I am your wife, your everything, you said so in your vows! We even have a freaking ship name?!

Ben: we do?

Mal: we do. ITS BAL BEN! BAL?!!

Evie: I ship it.

Jay: so what do you choose bro. Your bae or your fam?

Ben: i choose....chicken.

The end

i choose....chicken.
-Ben