Ben: hey mal! I just wanted to talk with you about something?
Mal: yes
Ben: ok so first of how are you?
Mal: yes
Ben: uh? As in yes you are good?
Mal: yes
Ben: great!
Mal:...
Ben: well uh Im good too and I wanted to ask if you've seen my snail money? You know the money I use to buy 1000 snails just to see them race and see who wins? I'm really hoping Ben junior will win this one! I can feel it!
Mal: yes
Ben: you've seen it? Where is it?
Mal: yes
Ben: Mal are you ok? You haven't really been talking? You keep saying "yes" over and over again?
Mal: yes
Ben: Mal...did you take my snail money?
Mal:....
Ben:....
Mal: EVIE ABORT THE MISSION?! THE BEAST HAS LEFT THE CAVE!! I REPEAT!!THE BEAST HAS LEFT THE CAVE?!
Evie: DANG IT?! HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THE LIMITED EDITION TACO?!
Mal: I DONT KNOW E BUT WE GOTTA RUN?!
Evie/Mal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ben: MY SNAIL MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??? I WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IF IT WASNT FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDZZZZZ?!?
The end
Yes
-Mal
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