BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

DRunK BeN

Carlos: Heyyyy gurlsss

Jay: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *in a very high pitched voice*

Harry: woof

Carlos: LETZ PARTAYYYY

Ben: guys....I think you guys had enough to drink your.....uh..apple juice

Jay: stoppppppppp!! We just want to eat our fries?!

Ben: .......you're eating the table

Harry: woof woof

Carlos: it. Taste. Like. Chicken.

Ben: alright um this has been fun, but I think you guys should go back. I'm grateful for this bachelor party but it's getting late.

Carlos: You sound LIke my MOm....mom doesn't like dogs.....HARRY ILL SAVE YOUuuUuuUU

Harry: woof??

Ben: guys please don't jump on the tv!! It'll break the-and they broke it. Mal is going to kill me...

Jay: listen dude....* he looks at the wall*

Ben: jay Im behind you

Jay: WOAH BRO HOW'D YOU GET THERE???

Ben: I-

Jay: whatevers. Point is, I'm right

Ben: you didn't even tell me anything?!?

Jay: oh

Carlos: CHICKEN?!?

Harry: WOOF?!?

Ben: GUYS COME ON!!?

Jay: TABLES- ok so you just need to RElax it'll be GrEAT. Here, drink some uhhhh orange juice

Ben: i don't think that's good idea-

*jay proceeds to pour the whole bottle in Ben's mouth.....with the glass*

Few minutes later....

Ben: wOahhH!! That wAs good!! aNd crUnChy

Jay: I know right...................................ok night night

*jay falls asleep with the rest of the bachelor gang*

Ben: oh

Ben: .......i think I'll call kal. Who's kal? Kal?? Kal?? MAL?!? OOOOO IMMA CALL MAH GIRL. BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP RING RING

Mal: hello?? Ben?

Ben: uhh

Mal: hi honey are you ok?

*Ben proceeds to cry*

Ben: Why didnt you give me Mac and cheese😭😭 all I wanted was cheese!!!? The cheese had a family?!? OMG THE POOR CHICKEN WINGS😭😭😭

Mal:...what.

Ben: peanut butter chocolate frosting with frogs.

Mal: Ben...are your drunk?

Ben: uh....No??

Mal: Ben...how many fingers do you have?

Ben: 15 Finters duh. Also if I WAs a DoOr would you dAte me or sHuT me out??

Mal: Ben where are you? I'll come pick you up

Ben: BABY FARTS CIRCUS

Mal: Are you in the castle.....

Ben: yes. I mean no. I mean uhhhhh OOPS GOTTA GO THERES THE TYRKEY IN THE LOSE?!?

Mal: BENN

* ben hangs up the phone and hides behind all the dead-uh I mean sleeping bodies*

Mal: ALRIGHT WHERE ARE YOU???

Ben: NOT HERE!!

Mal: I SEE YOU BEHIND THE BODIES

Ben: ITS NOT ME?!?

Mal: OH YEA?!? FINE THEN I GUESS ILL MARRY ONE OF THESE BODIES?!?

Mal: let's see i pick this one. Tall, nice on the eyes, kinda stinks eh this will do.

Ben: NOooOoOoo FINE ILL GIVE YOU CHICKEN WINGS SAUCE

Mal: Im so over this.

The end.

woof??
-Harry

FINAL CHAPTER!!
Did I forget to mention that? Oops.