BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

The fault

* Ben slams the door open*

Ben: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Mal: That poor door!?

Uma: don't you mean.....that poor unfortunate soul 😏

Ben: get out Uma!

Uma: fine.

Mal: what did I do?!

Ben: you know what you did?! You caused mayhem?!

Mal: ok so I do that a lot. Gotta be a bit more specific hun

Ben: i gave a simple chore and you somehow messed it up?!

Mal: why did I even have to do it?!

Ben: YOU KNOW WHY?! It's because all the helpers coincidentally left for the day and we had to do the remaining chores!!

Mal: oh wow. That's certainly a coincidence.

Ben: yea, so now I'm wondering how you can possibly mess up your single chore?!

Mal: well what did I do wrong?

Ben: what did I tell you to do?

Mal: broom the hallway and paint the fences.

Ben: SO HOW IN THE WORLD IS THE WHOLE CASTLE COVERED IN GREEN PAINT, INCLUDING ME, AND COVERED IN SOAP BUBBLES?!

Mal: YOU TOLD ME TO PAINT THE FENCE?!

Ben: THE FENCES ARE WHITE?!?? NOT GREEN?!

Mal: oh.

Ben: AND I TOLD YOU TO BROOM THE HALLWAY NOT COVER THE WHOLE CASTLE IN BUBBLES?!

Mal: ok so I might've used a tiny bit of magic butttt

Ben: IF THE MAGIC WAS SO TINY HOW IS THE OUTCOME SO BIG?!

Mal: I DONT KNOW MAN?! IT JUST HAPPENS?!

Ben: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?

Mal: look i think if you look deep in your heart...I think we can all agree that it's Audrey's fault.

Ben: ....

Mal: ....

Ben: ..yea I can live with that.

The end

That poor door!?
-Mal, the woman who has her priorities straight.