* Mal wakes up seeing Ben on the floor*
Mal: why are you on the floor?
Ben: you pushed me off the bed!
Mal: now why would I do that?
Ben: well I don't know! Maybe because you were dreaming of beating up Audrey!?!
Mal: how do you know that???
Ben: you talk in your sleep....and also kick.
Mal: whatever. You have such a messy hair in the morning.
Ben: you think that's a mess. You should take a look at my mental health...
Mal: Damn. Well that took a dark turn. I guess your not a morning person.
Ben: oh really?! Who would've thought?!?? I've had 2 hours of sleep because I was stuck with a bunch of paper work?! BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE?! BEN IS JUST A HAPPY LITTLE KING WHO HAS NO WORRIES AT ALL?! I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE NOT ANNOYING AND BOTHERSOME!!?IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!??
Mal: you done?
Ben:.......yes.
Mal: coffee?
Ben: ........yes......thank you.
Mal: kiss?
Ben:......yes please.
The end
why are you on the floor?
-Mal
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