9:14pm.
To Shay:
"i sense you are so uncomfortable (;"
From Shay:
"Maybe bc I am uncomfortable. Your new friends are god damn scary :o"
To Shay:
"noo theyre really nice (:"
From Shay:
"The william guy asked me what size my dick was wHY"
To Shay:
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YES THATS WILLY FOR YOU."
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"hes called willy for a reason."
From Shay:
"Why do these people look like they want to murder me, I mean we've been sitting here making small talk about life sports and all that shizz for ten minutes and we're all bored out of our minds."
To Shay:
"just a few more minutes shay and im all yours."
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"well you gotta meet the amazing zara too."
From Shay:
"Noo thanks. Enough for me today. I want to spend my time here with you and only you now, no offence to your mates who I'm sure are lovely deep down."
To Shay:
"fair enough. ive planned lots of fun things for us to do (:"
From Shay:
"Is it cold in here or is it carlson's soul and heart"
To Shay:
"im laffin"
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"hes lovely tho"
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"just get to know him better"
From Shay:
"I'm not here to gain your friend's approval okay? They're not your parents anyway. Speaking of which I got a text from Jai asking if we're still together. He has a bet with your parents that we wouldn't survive the long distance."
To Shay:
"urgh i hate him."
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"sometimes."
From Shay:
"But he's 'lovely' ;)"
To Shay:
"dont use my shit against me you butt face."
From Shay:
"Mm I would love your butt on my face though ..."
To Shay:
"grOSS SHAY NO"
From Shay:
"Or your vagina idm"
To Shay:
"how about no."
From Shay:
"How about rescue me so I can kiss you."
To Shay:
"sure, ive tortured you enough(:"
Seen 9:19pm.
