5:18am.
From Shay:
"cus nobody knows you baby the way i do."
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"and nobody loves you baby the way i do."
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"its been so long, maybe we're fireproof."
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"cus nobody saves me baby the way you do."
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":)"
Seen 7:45am.
To Shay:
"da fuq you up at that time for o my"
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"FIREPROOOOOOOOOF!:):):):):):):)"
From Shay:
"cuz that stupid song blasted in my ear as my alarm ringtone that's why."
To Shay:
"o shit, was meant to set it for 7:18am, so you could be awake for when i come over... o well, at least you're up?"
From Shay:
"but what's the need for me being up"
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"n o t h i n g."
To Shay:
"you could talk to me, im pretty fun ?"
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(i think)
From Shay:
"yeah you are but like you're not here right now like i could talk to you on text anywhere."
To Shay:
"what are you trying to say?"
From Shay:
"that right now i'm doing a massive shit and the splashback is hitting my arsecrack."
Seen 7:59am.
8:13am.
To Shay:
"sorry late reply I WAS PUKING AT THAT STUPID IMAGE."
From Shay:
";)"
To Shay:
"sometimes i question our close relationship..."
From Shay:
"we're not that close. no nudes have been sent between us."
To Shay:
"i beg to differ, you causally sent me a picture of your bum on the toilet just a few minutes ago!"
From Shay:
"uh oh that was meant to send to pornhub, my bad."
To Shay:
"the question is how could you get the two contact names mixed up ?"
From Shay:
"oh simples, your name on my phone is pornstar."
To Shay:
"wot"
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"why"
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"waht"
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"y"
From Shay:
"cuz why not?"
To Shay:
"and what if your guardians see that phone name ?"
From Shay:
"oh cmon bella. they'll think it's the pawn from chess, and my brian will love it seeing as he loves chess."
To Shay:
"so you're calling your guardians by their full names then now, is that what's going on now?"
From Shay:
"yes. and please, i don't wanna talk about them. they're really not worth my time."
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"but you are xx"
