This message was from Friday, before Shay was about to come over to Scotland.
3:00am.
From Vanessa V:
"Wheree are youu?"
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"You're not in bed anymore :( :("
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"Dorms gonna be quiet without you with me."
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"Ahaha"
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"Come back soon :) :)"
Seen 3:02am.
But he didn't reply, why didn't he?
What could this even mean? Let's analyse it like I do in English Literature.
'Wheree are youu?' basically says it all, she wants to know where he is because she's so used to having with her, and it being 3:00am maybe she's cold in bed an needs someone to warm her up.
'You're not in bed anymore :( :(' again says it all. He's been in her bed, or she's been in his. Either way, they've crossed the limit.
'Dorms going to quiet without you with me.' okay firstly shay doesn't even snore. Secondly Shay doesn't blast music outloud, he blasts them in his earphones. Thirdly, 'you with me' what the hell? WhaT THE ACTUAL HELL. He has done the frickel frackle with her hasn't he? God damnit.
I mean it says it all, without you here with me, I won't be able to moan your name so the neighbouring dorms would hear.
'Ahaha' she thinks she so funny and so pretty and so flawless and so amazing and so brilliant and so intelligent and therefore I want to snap her neck off. Oops?
'Come back soon :) :)' so we can do more frickfrackle and that stupid dumb gf of yours won't ever suspect a thing because she's too naive and innocent.
I was angry that when I next attempted to wake Shay up.
I just punched him in the balls.
[tbh what do you think was meant by that text though, did he cheat or is bellz overreacting?]
