5:30am.
From Shay:
"Wake up."
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"Wake up."
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"You have class to go young lady !"
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"*young sexy beautiful gorgeous funny charming amazing awesome cool fabulous all shay mathers' lady"
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"Ommfg it's 9:30 here, it's supposed to be 7:30 in Scotland right?"
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"Right?"
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"Hold up lemme check this shit out."
5:38am.
"Oh no."
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"Woops."
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"I was two hours ahead woops."
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"Awks."
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"Sliding awkwardly out as if we discovered that during sex you just started your period."
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"Love you x"
Seen 7:08am.
To Shay:
"you're such a buttface omg how could you not know the time differences????????"
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"but i love you."
Seen 7:13am.
From Shay:
"Suuuuuuuush. Don't be rude:("
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"Look I'm staying up just to talk to you!"
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"Guess what the time is?"
To Shay:
"around midnight."
From Shay:
"Damn:("
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"You're smart."
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"I love you."
To Shay:
"yes i know. that's why i'm here and you're back home lmao"
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"i love you"
From Shay:
"ruDE RUDE RUDE RUDE"
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"Why you gotta be so rude?"
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"Don't you know I'm human too?"
To Shay:
"oh. i thought you were an angel?"
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"my bad."
From Shay:
"sTOP BEING SO CUTE."
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"I MISS YOU."
To Shay:
"yeahyeah of course you do."
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"i mean how can you not?"
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"i guess i miss you as well.."
From Shay:
"woAH back UP. 'I guess' you GUESS you miss me?"
To Shay:
"meh."
From Shay:
"Woah."
To Shay:
":)"
From Shay:
":("
To Shay:
"im jk you butt face i miss you more then anything ok i wish you were here rn i wish you were in bed cuddling, spooning with me. i miss you waiting for me after class and surprising me by wrapping your arms around my waist and holding me close to your chest. i miss your comforting words when i'm sad and your fail jokes that always somehow make me laugh. i miss you so much shay, it's been over a month and it's crazy how strong we've both been about being apart. i love you though. so much xoxoxo"
From Shay:
"Stahp I'm crying."
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"Lets lighten the mood."
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"Okay."
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"What did the ocean say to the other ocean?"
To Shay:
"what is even going on"
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"i just did such a beautiful speech and this is your damn response."
From Shay:
"Nothing. It just waved."
To Shay:
"no."
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"not funny."
From Shay:
"awrr baby are you shore?"
To Shay:
"bye shay."
From Shay:
"Noo don't be a beach."
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"ily tho."
Delivered.
[shay makes me feel mixed emotions like one minute i hate him then the next hes so cute whAT EVEN IS THIS]
