Squidward's Silent Love (Squidward X Silent! Reader (Broadway version))

Chapter Twenty-Nine: He's not a Loser!

"Alright, Spongebob, it's time to climb this here mountain," Sandy told him.

"Hey, check out this sign! 'Voted most likely to kill you, seven years in a row'," He started to tremble in fear, "I can't do this... I can't do this!"

Spongebob ran around in a panic while screaming. Sandy hit Spongebob in the jaw with her nunchucks to stop him from panicking.

"Snap out of it!" Spongebob adjusted his jaw, "I'm scared too, but we have to keep going. Just remember the first rule of Ka-ra-tay."

"Let not the sands of time seep into your shorts, for it shall chafe."

"Sorry. Meant rule number two. Keep your mind clear... your spirit strong, and your hands-free," Sandy put her nunchucks aside and took Spongebob's torchlight and bag.

"Wait, what are you doing Sandy?"

'We're too heavy when we're holding to all that stuff. Why load up on trouble when there's trouble enough? You gotta chop to the top that you aim for,' Sandy Karate chopped the mountain, 'Get some gumption and you won't turn tail!' Spongebob tried to do the same but hurt himself instead, 'just keep your eyes on the prize that you came for and use Ka-ra-tay and you cannot fail, and chop to the top; chop to the top, come on and keep it moving, don't stop 'till you drop! Come on and chop, come on and chop!'

'It feels better when you're kicking that fear away,' Spongebob tried kicking it but his foot got stuck, 'sometimes you can make it happen but that won't happen today!'

Spongebob started climbing the mountain with Sandy.

'If you wait, it's too late, you're defeated; push yourself just a little bit higher,' the two each did a kick but Spongebob slightly lost his balance, 'you want to win? Don't give in, you can beat it!' Spongebob managed to regain his balance, 'find your mojo and set it on fire, and...'

'Chop to the top, chop to the top, come on and keep it moving, don't stop 'till you drop! Come on and chop, come on and chop!'

Spongebob looked down and slightly lost his balance again, "whoa! Ground so far below... sponge so high above!"

Sandy pulled Spongebob towards her saving him from falling, 'don't be afraid, I'll be with you all the way! Come on and chop to the top, chop to the top; come on and chop to the top, don't ever stop!'

'Come on and chop to the top, chop to the top; come on and chop! Come on and chop, come on and chop! Come on and...'

Spongebob and Sandy heard rumbling and came across a deep crevice on the mountain with a ladder-like structure across. Spongebob was panting in fear while Sandy stood up straight. Sandy walked across the crevice successfully but when Spongebob tried to follow but the ladder-like structure slowly detached itself from the crevice. Sandy reached out to Spongebob but he couldn't so he found another segment of the mountain and climbed up to where Sandy was.

Once he arrived, they raised their arms victoriously but Spongebob plunged down when the ground suddenly started trembling. They called out for each other over and over until they finally found each other but separated again when they tried to high-five. They climbed up the mountain one last time trying to find each other and ultimately succeeded.

'We did it! We did it!' Spongebob said dancing in celebration.

"Uh, Spongebob?"

"Yes, uh, Sandy?"