Director: Dear Chairman. Rest assured we have the situation under control. While the Meta is proving to be an elusive enemy, our Recovery agent is already closing in on it. I expect this incident will reach a conclusion soon, and I will be able to return to my research. Hopefully, without further interruption.
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Washington, Slade, Kan, and Caboose approach the run-down structure near the structure.
Washington: And you're sure this is where we can find this guy?
Caboose: I think so. We all found out our new orders at the same time; he tried to hide his from me so I would not know where he was.
Washington: Really? I can't imagine why.
Caboose: I said it was like a game of hide and seek, and he said that that was right; he was going to hide from me. And the only way he could win, is if he dies without ever seeing me again.
Slade: I swear I am gonna rip him a new one.
Washington: Geez, you hate him that much?
Kan: This human has no patience. Never has.
Washington: And he knows about Freelancer as well?
Caboose: Oh, yeah, he knows the most. He knows uh, all about your A.I. game. He dated Tex!
Tex: (in Slade's head) I wouldn't call them 'dates'.
Theta: (in Slade's head) What would you call them?
Slade: (in his mind) Down please. Both of you.
Washington: Agent Texas? Um, how could a person-
A sniper shot rings out between them.
Slade: BLOODY HELL!
Voice: Fuck!
Washington: Sniper! Get down!
Slade, Wash, and Kan run behind a boulder as Caboose just stands there, dumbfounded.
Caboose: Huh?
Voice: Okay, that was your one warning shot! The next one's goin' right between your eyes!
Washington: Private Caboose! Get down!
Caboose: Wait a minute-
Voice: Alright! I warned ya! Sayonara, biatch!
Another sniper shot misses Caboose.
Voice: Aw come on, what the fuck?!
Slade just snickers as does Kan as they realize who it is that's firing incredibly badly.
Washington: Why are you laughing? Caboose!
Caboose: I know that voice! Church! Church! It's me! Your all-time best friend!
Church: Caboose? Caboose, is that you?
Caboose: Yes! Church, it's me!
Church starts firing at Caboose a lot, and missing, a lot.
Caboose: I have missed you so much! It has been so long! Did you miss me?!
Church: Fuck! I missed him!
Caboose: I knew you did!
Church: Go away!
Slade and Kan then come out.
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Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L
AdventureAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...
