Director: Dear Chairman. The Meta is nothing more than an entity seeking to increase its power, in these confusing days after the war. From my perspective, that seems to be a very common occurrence at the moment.
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At Church's old base, the Meta is shooting at South inside her energy shield.
South Dakota: Delta, report.
Delta: Your suit's energy reserves are nearly depleted. The shield will not-
South: How much longer?
Delta: The Meta will breach our barrier within sixty seconds. I suggest that you prepare your grenades while I divert power from your armor's non-essential systems.
South: No.
Delta: You have a better plan?
South: Keep the shield up as long as you can. When it starts to falter, transfer yourself to the storage unit.
Delta: I think I would be more useful in my current state.
South: I'll dump my shield generator at the same time. There's no way that thing can resist the both of you.
Delta: You are... abandoning me?
South: It's my best chance to get out of this. Sorry, D.
Delta: South, protocol violations aside, this seems to be a very short term solution. The Meta will only grow more powerful by integrating me into-
South: Program override, acknowledge last directive.
Delta: Acknowledged. Preparing storage unit.
South: Get ready.
Delta: Shield failure in five, four-
South: Get ready to eject.
Delta: Three-
South: Transfer to storage.
Delta: Two-
South: On my mark-
Delta: One.
South: Now!
A grenade goes off at the perimiter of the shield, and the Blues, Washington, Slade, and Kan come over the hill in three mongooses.
Washington: There they are!
Delta: New targets encountered.
Washington: Don't let it get near her!
The vehicles all crash and are abandoned and people start firing at each other, with Washington and Kan behind a rock and Church and Caboose behind a wall. Slade runs at the Meta, avoiding his shots.
Washington: And don't let her get away!
Church: Her? Isn't she a Freelancer like you?
Washington: Yeah, just don't let her leave!
Church: Okay! Caboose!
Caboose: Hello.
Church: Hey, see that purple one? She's on our team. You should help her.
Caboose: Okay!
Caboose stands up and shoots South in the leg.
South: Ah, son of a-!
Delta: Alarm, friendly fire!
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Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L
AdventureAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...
