Slade has Tex in a Nelson lock as she tries to break out of his grip.
Slade: (struggling to hold her in place) Are you lot gonna help me with her or what?!
Sarge: Naw buddy I think you got everything under control. We'll just hang back here.
Epsilon: Yeah, at first I wanted to get involved, but I just got a new body, sooooo...
Grif: Yeah, you've got some catching up to do.
Sarge: (notices Epsilon's Monitor body on the ground) Hey, what's that there?
Simmons: I think that's Church's old body.
Sarge: You mean he ain't a floatin' cue ball any more? That's too bad. Had a few more nicknames in my side pocket. We'll certainly miss you Lord Hackensack of the Roundalots.
Epsilon: I'm standing right here, ya know?
Grif: Yeah, that's why were saying it.
Caboose: Uh-hu- we have to do something.
F.I.L.S.S.: I am sorry, as I said, I cannot operate outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols.
Caboose: What if I said... pretty please?
Theta: I don't think manners has anything to do with it, Caboose.
F.I.L.S.S.: Private Caboose, is there a reason why you don't want to use one of the standard safety protocols? In this scenario, I would strongly recommend locking down the armor of any rogue unit.
Caboose: Wait you can do that?
F.I.L.S.S.: Of course. Armor lock is a standard safety feature since the Freelancer break in.
Caboose: Well why didn't you tell us that?
F.I.L.S.S.: Why would I need to tell the Director that? He wrote the protocol himself.
Caboose: Oh, right. Yes of course he did. Um Sheila, could you do the armor lunchable thing that you said?
South: (eyes widen) No, no, wait! Caboose, don't-!
F.I.L.S.S.: Certainly. (ding dong) Now initiating standard safety protocol. Armor lockdown in progress. All units, stand by for lockdown.
Slade immediately lets go of Tex as he gets shocked from her armor-lock and watches her become immobilized.
Slade: YEOW! What the-?!
Epsilon: What- what's happening? Caboose what did you do to her?
Caboose: Yes! Yes! I did it! I am the biggest hero ever! I beat up a girl!
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