Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L

Relocated (2)

Simmons and Kan run up the hill to look at Blue Base.

Kan: It appears as though Caboose and South are not up to anything.

Simmons: Yeah, looks that way. Wait, what's that light?

Kan: (pretending to be oblivious) What light?

Simmons: That blue light shining onnthe left of the base. I'll let Sarge know. (turns on radio) Come in, Sarge, come in. We can see Blue Base but there's no one around. There's some kind of light and it looks like somebody's working on somethin'. I'll have a look closer and see if I can find anyone but I don't think that there-

Caboose pops up in front Kan and Simmons.

Caboose: Hello!

Simmons: Jesus!

Kan: Caboose! What have we told you about that?

Caboose: Sorry... Uh, were you guys coming to attack me? Uh, because I'm kinda busy right now. Do you think you could attack me later maybe like uh, like next week?

Simmons: We're not attacking you, I'm just coming over to spy on you.

Caboose: Oh, awesome.

Simmons: And figure out how you got your power turned on.

Caboose: Oh, you mean the invisible magic, yeah. Uh, you know it was already on when I got here. Very convenient.

Simmons: And I'm also trying to figure out what you're doing.

Caboose: Doing? Nothing. There's no reason to do anything. Why would I be doing something? I wouldn't, that's why. So I'm not.

Simmons: If you're not doing anything then why are you too busy?

Caboose: What?

Simmons: You just said we couldn't attack you right now because you were too busy.

Caboose: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Simmons: Why? You are doing something, aren't you?

Caboose: Ah! Simmons, stop being nosy. Do you want to lose all your spying privileges?

Kan: Come, Simmons. Let us leave.

Simmons: But he could be-

Kan grabs Simmons by the back of his neck and starts leading him away back to base.

Simmons: Agh! Hey! Let me go!

Kan: Farewell, Caboose.

Meanwhile, Sarge is yelling up at Grif, who's climbing the tower on top of Red Base.

Sarge: Come on, Grif! Hurry it up!

Grif: Hey, don't rush me! This is high! Shouldn't I have on safety gear or something?

Sarge: You have armor, numb nuts! That's like having a helmet for your whole body. So stop complaining.

Grif: No, I mean, shouldn't there be like a safety rope, or at least some railings?

Sarge: Grif, use yer head! If we had a rope tied up there already, you could just climb up the rope! Stop askin' dumb questions.

Kan and Simmons return, the latter still being gripped by the neck until Kan lets go, slightly pushing him forward.