At Valhalla, Wash and the Meta were looking at Doc as he was still stuck in the wall from when the Meta punched him.
Washington: Alright Doc, I wanna ask you a few questions.
Doc: Where'd the red guys go? Did they get away?
Washington: Quiet. I'm asking you the questions, you're not asking me.
Doc: What kinda questions?
Washington: Hey I just said no questions.
Doc: Can I ask questions later?
Washington: Doc!
Doc: What? Oh that's a question, sorry. Go ahead.
Washington: You know what, get him out of there, I can't talk to him like this.
The Meta approaches and tries to get him loose.
Doc: What're you- stop it.
Washington: What? Well, try pulling harder then.
Doc: Be gentle, be gentle!
Washington: Grab lower, near the centre of gravity.
Doc: He's got cold hands.
Washington: Try the codpiece.
The Meta gives an 'obvious' look and sound of disapproval.
Washington: Oh, uh- we're all adults here.
The Meta growls gesturing to Doc.
Washington: No I don't wanna try.
Doc: Don't repress your feelings.
The Meta uses the grav-lift to leap off the base.
Washington: I can't interrogate him like this, it's ridiculous. I can't believe I have to deal with this. What're we gonna do?!
The Meta grabs the tow hook from the front of the jeep and tosses it up on the base, trailing the cable behind it.
Washington: Hmm, that might work.
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Back at the desert, the Reds, Kan, and Caboose all stand around Epsilon as he starts to turn on.
Sarge: Heh heh. Seems like all the kicking and blowing up put some life back into the little guy. That's adorable.
Grif: Why are all his blue parts green?
Caboose: I don't know.
Kan: I have a feeling....
Epsilon-Delta: Caboose, Kan, is that you?
Caboose: Delta?
Kan: I thought as much. Should I acquire Slade?
Epsilon-Delta: No. Caboose, Kan, I need you both to listen, my time is brief. Epsilon is not in control right now. But he will be again, shortly.
Caboose: Great!
Epsilon-Delta: Perhaps not. The encounter with Agent Washington has jarred loose many of his memories. Epsilon has not, historically coped with these memories well.
Grif: What's that mean?
Epsilon-Delta: We fear he may pursue certain memories in particular.
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Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L
PertualanganAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...
