Chairman: Dear Director. Do your "creative solutions" include the circumvention of the safety protocols that every member of the Military must follow? If they do not, then I fail to see how an enemy has managed to secure not one, but several of your experimental A.I.s. The protocol is not a guideline, dear Director, it is doctrine. And no one is above its rule.
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The Warthog that the Meta had previously thrown at Grif halts as it gets stuck between two palm trees.
Church: Oh my God, that guy got fucked up!
Grif: What the hell was that?!
Church: Aw, he lived? That's bullshit.
Church returns to his hiding place.
Sarge: Grif, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you gotta pay attention in battle! You can't let yourself get distracted by- oh crap, flying jeep.
A flying Warthog, thrown by the Meta, nearly hits Sarge.
Simmons: Run!
Simmons and Sarge retreat, chased by several falling objects.
Church: Well. Guess they're definitely not workin' together.
Washington: Now that he's powered up, he's just killing everything. We're next.
Sarge: Move it or lose it.
Simmons: Yeah come on, scootch, scootch.
Church: Hey. Get out of here, Reds. This is our cover.
Simmons: What is that thing?
Church: You guys remember Tex?
Simmons: Yeheah, the girl who kicked our asses all the time?
Church: Yeah, well, this thing's like, eight of her.
Washington: It must be at full power now. Church, you and the Reds keep it busy. I'm going to help Caboose.
Washington runs off.
Simmons: Did he say keep it busy?
Church: Yeah...
Simmons: How the hell do we do that?
Sarge: Looks like Grif is doing a pretty good job already.
A pile of objects of considerable size and mass, with more arriving regularly, pile on with Grif behind it all.
Grif: Okay I get it! Stop throwing things at me, you fucking jackass!
Sarge: Keep up the good work, Grif!
Grif: Ow! Okay, that could have taken out an eye!
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Wash runs up to Cal who had his head being supported by South as Caboose and Kan stood over them.
Washington: Cal. Is he okay?
South: Does he look okay? He got punched across a rooftop.
Caboose: Was it a sunroof?
South: Shut. Up.
Wash places a healing unit next to Cal in order to revive him.
Washington: Church, I'm here with the others. I'm going to keep Cal alive with a healing unit. How are you doing with the Meta?
Church: (over radio) Eheee! We're dying!
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Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L
AdventureAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...
