Inside the med-bay, South opens her eyes and sees Theta and Kan standing over her. She groans slightly and sits up.
Kan: Easy, South. You've been out for several hours.
South: Definitely feels like I have.
Theta: Do you feel better?
South pulls the IV tube off her arm and stands up without any hesitation.
South: Pain's finally gone. Where's Cal?
Kan: He left with Agent Texas and Church to find the Director.
South: The Director?! Why didn't you stop him?!
Kan: He ordered me stay and make sure you fully recovered. Now that you have, let us-
The three then begin to hear an alarm as the room blinks red on and off.
F.I.L.S.S.: Alarm. Incoming recovery beacon. Level Zero. Alarm. Incoming recovery beacon.
Theta: Uh oh.
Kan: Come. Let us acquire our weaponry!
In the control room, Caboose is standing in front of F.I.L.S.S..
F.I.L.S.S: Alarm. Incoming recovery beacon. Level Zero. Alarm. Incoming recovery beacon.
Caboose: Oh no!
F.I.L.S.S: Level Zero.
Caboose rushes out of the room.
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Near the ice base, Doc drives Wash and the Meta across a snowy field which is perfectly serene except for Epsilon's motionless body.
Washington: There he is. Something doesn't seem right here. Stop the car.
Doc: Stop?
Washington: I don't like this. How did he get hurt, why isn't anyone helping him?
The Meta snarls to Wash.
Washington: You're right, this is a trap. Those walls there, perfect for a sniper. We walk in to where he's hurt and suddenly, we're boxed in, nowhere to go.
Doc: You think the Reds are tryin' to ambush us?
Washington: The Reds? Hahaha! No. This is an actual military tactic. We drilled it all the time in training. No, whoever set this up is a Freelancer.
Doc: Yeah, but if a Freelancer set this up, wouldn't they know that you guys were Freelancers, and that you would recognize this as soon as you saw it?
Washington: What? No, you're overthinking it. That's just-
10 landmines begin to light up in a perfect circle around them.
Washington: Oh, son of a bitch.
Doc: (sigh) Told you so.
The Warthog then explodes.
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Back at the other facility, Caboose rushes up to the Reds.
Caboose: Sargeant! Sargeant!
Sarge: What do you want, Blue?
Caboose: I need your help.

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Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L
AdventureAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...