Chairman: Dear Director. Our laws are not designed to outline every possible infraction that may take place! However the spirit of the law is clear. Blatant disregard for the safety and well-being of our citizens, in any form, will always be a punishable offense, regardless of how well, or by whom that offense has been justified.
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In Valhalla, the Reds are being chased by another Warthog and being fired upon.
Simmons: Here they come!
Sarge: Simmons, what're you waitin' for? Shoot 'em!
Simmons: I can't! The stupid gun is jammed!
Sarge: Step on it, Grif.
Grif: Yeah, no shit!
Sarge: Whose idea was it to steal a jeep from these guys anyway?
From afar, Wash, Slade, South, Kan, and the Blues are watching.
Washington: Nuhh, I knew this plan wouldn't work.
Slade: No shit. Was that before I said my team was a bunch of numpty prats? Or was it after we just saw them getting their arses chased by actual soldiers?
South: How did you get assigned to these guys again?
Slade: You don't exactly cut corners when you try to lay low and off the grid, lass.
Caboose: That's why we carry guns.
Washington: (Mockingly) "We can get a car, no problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues, let us handle this." Why did I even listen to them?
Church: I told you not to.
Washington: Yeah, well, I already stopped listening to you three bases ago.
Caboose: Well that's not very-
Washington: And I never started listening to you.
The jeeps continue their chase.
Sarge: Force them into the wall!
Grif: On it!
The pursuing car enters the base.
Grif: Where'd they go?!
Sarge: Did ya lose 'em?
Grif: Looks like it.
They skid to a stop as the other car works its way through the base.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell? I don't believe it.
Grif: Well Sarge, I guess you owe me an apology. Turns out I'm not such a bad driver after-
The other jeep emerges from the base right in front of them.
Grif: ...all.
The other jeep's gunner turns the turret toward them.
Grif: Aw come on, what the fuck!
The Freelancers, Blues and Kan continue watching the pursuit.
Caboose: Aw man. That jeep has a really big gun.
Church: Don't get any ideas.
Washington: (sigh) Well, I guess I'd better get down there and save them. I'm really starting to hate this part of the job.
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AdventureAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...
