SBI family AU

Ren fair

Techno was a massive nerd. He loved all things fantasy, especially fantasy books. When Tubbo told him about the New York Renaissance Fair, he was overjoyed.

Tubbo, Tommy, and Techno were walking into the gate and neither of them had ever seen Techno so excited. He had a wide smile on his face and his eyes kept looking all over the place.

When they finally entered the mini town, Techno pulled the boys aside, "Ok, here's the deal. I'm trusting you two to act your age. You each get $100 to spend but you have to stay together."

Tommy saluted him, "Aye aye sir!" and Tubbo nodded.

"We'll come back here at noon. Nothing later," Techno gave them each their $100 and watched them walk off before heading into a cosmetic shop, You only have $100, spend it wisely. Techno left the shop with a $300 look.

Tubbo was looking around at the different people and all the colors and he dragged Tommy into a shop.

Tommy groaned as Tubbo was getting a pair of wings and antenna, "Hurry up, we're going to miss the jousting!" Tommy grabbed Tubbo's hand after he paid and dragged him along to watch the jousting.

Techno was bouncing with excitement inside. He had bought a pink, braided wig that reached his waist, a ruffled pirate shirt with slight puffs at his wrists, a pig mask that covered his eyes, black pants, and chunky black boots. He didn't know why, but the look practically eliminated his social anxiety and he was able to walk through the crowds with an air of elegance. It had only costed him the entirety of the money he set aside for his enjoyment for the year, and god was it the right purchase.

After the jousting, Tubbo and Tommy headed back to the area they were supposed to meet, but Tommy had his eye caught. He dragged Tubbo into the shop and grabbed the gun off the shelf and immediately bought it. It was fake of course, but the revolver felt right in his hands.

As the duo walked up to the spot, they were a few minutes early. Techno waved at them as he walked up only to get ignored, "Hey guys-"

Tommy put Tubbo behind him, "Stay back stranger, I got a gun!" He held up the gun.

Techno immediately panicked as the crowd looked at them and he took off the mask, "Toy gun, right Tommy?"

"Well of course it's a toy! You think they just sell real guns here?" Tommy rolled his eyes.

"Dad you look... different," Tubbo looked at him as he put his mask back on.

"Good different or bad different?" Techno smiled.

"Weird different," Tommy said, earning a soft whack from Techno, "Where'd you get the fancy clothes?"

"A store here. Do you guys not like it?" Techno frowned.

"You need a sword, to stab people with," Tommy said as he pretended to stab Tubbo.

"Oh and a crown! Then you can be some royal, uh king pig!" Tubbo added as he jumped up and down.

"Then let's find a sword and a crown," Techno took their hands and led them to find a shop with the necessary items. When they found it, Techno bought a sword and three crowns while the two got lunch. They all sat down and ate, Techno patiently listened to Tommy explain in great detail how the joust went while Tubbo kept interrupting him to talk about something he saw.

After they ate, they played some of the games, leaving with a few plushies for Tubbo. Then, they found a throwing range. Tubbo watched as Techno and Tommy competed in who could throw the most knives and hit the target. Techno won, his height giving him a slighter advantage. Tommy wanted to throw an axe, but the attendant didn't allow him to, so Techno threw one for him and almost threw out his shoulder.

They all wanted to stay for longer, but the sweltering heat and larger crowds made them leave. As they headed home, Tubbo and Tommy both fell asleep, leaning against Techno. He was on his phone looking through the pictures he'd taken, his most favorite being a picture of all three of them in crowns, Tommy grinning and pointing his gun at the camera, Tubbo happily smiling at the camera with his antennas slightly crooked from the crown, and Techno with his mask on holding his boys tightly.

He sent the picture to Phil and Wilbur and fell asleep with them.