Avengers Assemble

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=Warning!= This chapter will contain randomness (more than usual), Avengers quotes, funny moments, and some shit that won't make sense to you. If you haven't seen a Marvel movie in your life, GTFO cuz you won't understand this. If you have seen at least one, continue.

-Some time at night-

Toby, LJ, & Liu: *dancing all over the place*

Lara: *looks up from phone* O_o *looks back at phone*

Jeff: Um....bruh...wtf...

Lexi: *comes out of no where* HEY betch I got a surprise for you!

Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!?!

Lexi: *pulls out Avengers costumes that turn out to be the real ones*

Everyone: *groans*

Lara: C'mon...Really.

Azalea: Gay.

Lexi: -_- Shaddap. Lara, put this on. *throws hammer and Thor's outfit at her*

Lara: *catches it* Fine.

Lexi: Azalea, you're Hawkeye.

Azalea: Fuck yeah!

Lexi: Tobeh.

Toby: *twerking on Liu* Ye?

Lexi: Black Widow.

Toby: *twitch* Hell yeah.

Jeff: What about me?!?! :(

Lexi: Well I'm being Iron man so... *pulls out an assistant outfit*

Jeff: No. Just...No.

Lexi: Plz.

Jeff: No.

Lexi: PLZ.

Jeff: No!

Lexi: BABEH PLZ.

Jeff: Grr fine.

Lexi: Yay. Liu, hulk. And LJ Captain America.

LJ: Fabulous!

-One hour later-

Lexi: *in mark VII suit* Whoa it has Jarvis!

Azalea: And my bow has everything! *is shooting everything*

LJ: My ass looks so fab in this. *checking his ass out in the mirror and posing with his shield*

Liu: -_- Rawr.

Jeff: In a tight suit and skirt* Imma kill u later.

Lexi: Hehehe.. Jarvis?

Jarvis: Yes?

Lexi: Initiate laser missile.

Jarvis: *activates it*

Lexi: *points it at him* You were saying?

Jeff: ...Nothin...

Lexi: *comes out of the suit* That's what I thought.

Toby: *twitch* I AM THE SEXY BLACK WIDOW FROM RUSSIA!!!! MUAHAHAHA. *shooting all over the place*

Lara: *swinging hammer around* I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER!

Lexi: You mean goddess?

Lara: Whatever Same thing.

Lexi: Um their is a difference.

Lara: No their isn't. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Lexi: Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

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