The Slender Academy

I thought you were smart EJ

-Still in Rehab-

Jeff&Toby: *walks through the doors and starts to fill out paperwork*

Jeff: *muttering a few things and writing stuff down*

Toby: *pacing back and forth* Jeff, I don't wanna be here.

Jeff: We have to pick up our girlfrie-

Toby: *starts crying* LARA!!!!!!

Jeff: O_o

Toby: *twitch* AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!?! WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME?!?!?

All the doctors: *staring at Toby*

Jeff: Toby, Toby, shut up!!!

Toby: *grabs Jeff by his hoodie and pulls him close, whispers* Tell me Jeffrey, how am I not sexy?

Jeff: Uh...because...um...

Lexi: *is running down the hallway* BAAAAAAABBBBBBBBYYYYYYYY!!!!! *jumps into Jeff's arms*

Jeff: HOLY SHIT!!!! *hugs her*

Toby: -_- Where's Lara?

Lexi: *is hugging Jeff* Um...Wait...Oh fuck idk. LARA!!!!

Lara: *reading smut and jumping around* HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! RYDEN!!!!!! *fangirls*

Lexi: There she is.

Toby: *twitch* OMG COME HERE!!!! *tackles Lara*

Lara: *falls* TOBY YOU BITCH!!!!!!!

Jeff: .....I don't know them, do you?

Lexi: Lol nope.

Jeff: Well... Let's go have some fun. *rape face*

Lexi: *smirks* You sexy bastard.

All the doctors: O_o

Lara: LEXI, CAN YOU NOT BE A SLUT FOR ONE SECOND?!?!?!

Lexi: Sorry, me no speak English.

Toby: *twitch* I no speak candy, I speak waffle.

Jeff: -_- Can we like, just go now?

Lara: Yeah....yeah..

-Back at School-

EJ: *is hitting DL with a potato* MAKE ME SOME FRENCH FRIES MUTHA FUCKA!!!!

DL: I CAN'T!!!!

Masky: EJ CALM DOWN!!!!!

EJ: *laughs menacingly* I'M CALM!!!! I'M CALM!!!!!!!

Azalea: .....It's that time of the month again...

Jane: What do you mean?

Azalea: .... -_- Don't ask.

Lexi,Jeff, Lara, & Toby: *walk through the door*

Azalea: Hai Lara! *hugs her*

Lara: Hai.

Lexi: I feel loved. -_-

Azalea: Oh I'm sowwy. *goes to hug Lexi*

Lexi: LOL no, please don't touch-

Jane: LEXI!!!!!! *tackles Lexi*

Lexi: JANE WTF!!! *falls*

Masky: .... O_o

EJ: ....Beep.

Jane: *unzips Lexi's jeans*

Lexi: GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME, GET OFF MEEEEEEE!!! *cries*

Jeff: OH HELL NO GIRL, LEXI IS MINE!!! *bitch slaps Jane*

Azalea: GET THE RAPE WHISTLE!!!!

DL: THAT'S ACTUALLY A THING?!?!

Lara: *starts blowing a whistle*

Lexi: I FEEL SO FUCKING VIOLATED!!!!!!!

Jane: You weren't a couple nights ago...

Lexi: I WAS DRUNK AND FUCKED UP!!!!

Azalea: You weren't the one who was getting fucked up, now, were you?

Lexi: .....

Toby: *twitch* Just drop the subject...

*Awkward silence*

EJ: ....*attaches the potato to a string and glues it to the fan*

DL: EJ what are you-

EJ: *is singing* A potato flew around the room!

Jane: *screams* MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! *cries*

Lexi, Lara, & Jeff: *laughs uncontrollably*

Azalea: *stares at EJ* ...I thought you were smart.

DL: Ikr...

EJ: -_- *grabs another potato and throws it at DL and Azalea* A POTATO FLEW AROUND THE ROOM!!!

Azalea: SHIT!!! *dives under table*

DL: *gets hit in the face* MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!!! *collapses to the floor*

EJ: *is whacking people with potatoes*

Jane: *is running around screaming and crying*

Toby: *gets hit by one, twitches* Ow. -_-

EJ: AHAHAHAHAHA IT FLEW AROUND THE ROOM!!!!

Lexi: WHO SHOWED HIM THAT DAMN VINE?!?!?!?!

Masky: *backs away slowly*

Everyone: MASKY!!!!!!!!!!!!