-Meanwhile in 5th period...-
Azalea, EJ, & Toby: *Watch Jane and Lexi fight*
Jane: *Swings knife*
Lexi: *ducks, kicks her down*
Azalea: This fight deserves a theme song!
EJ: Yeah like... hold on... *searches through music list*
Toby: *twitch* Ze waffle song!
Jane: *stabs knife in her shoulder*
Lexi: *falls back* Will you three shut up?! *Makes a dagger out of ice appear*
EJ: Ha! Found one! *plays it*
Song: I'm a cat, a kitty cat cat and I meow meow meow.
Lexi: *Stares* Wtf..
Jane: O_o Meow meow meow?
Azalea: *sighs* idiot.
EJ: :( *turns it off*
Lexi: Maybe play like A7X, P!ATD or-
Jane: *pins her to the floor*
Lexi: *cuts her with dagger, kicks her off*
EJ: Beat Jane's ass!
Azalea: Go Jane!
Toby: *twitch* I thought you and Lexi were good friends.
Lexi: Yeah Azalea! *gets tackled*
Jane: I'm more bad ass! *punches Lexi multiple times*
Azalea: So fucking true.
EJ: Dude! Really!
Toby: WAFFLE POWA!!!!! *throws waffles at Jane*
Lexi: *Nose starts bleeding* You're not helping! *cuts her with ice dagger*
Jane: Ice?! Really?!
Lexi: Yeah...I can freeze stuff too.
Jane: Ermahgerd really? Cause like can you make a car out of ice?
Lexi: Well I haven't really tried but-
Azalea: You gonna fight or what?
Jane: Right... *Kicks her down, stabs a couple times*
EJ: Damn.
Lexi: *lays on the floor* Fuck.......
Toby: *twitch* I think she's dead... Waffles!
Azalea: *facepalm* She's not dead....I think.
Jane: Shouldn't have fought me asshole.
Lexi: .....Eh...
Jane: Now, You all have one week of detention. But you, *points at Lexi* Are expelled.
Azalea: She can't be expelled! You practically murdered her so you're in trouble.
Lexi: *slowly stands up, mutters* I'm not dead retard.
Jane: I am the teacher and will tell you what to-
*Offenderman walks through the door*
Offenderman: No, I do. I'm the principal. *stares at Azalea*
EJ: ....O_o
Azalea:......
Offenderman: *keeps staring*
Azalea: ...... STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME!!!!
Offenderman: No cursing!
Lexi: *groans* Fuck that!
Jane: Shut the hell up you-
Lexi: *shoots ice towards her*
Jane: *freezes into solid ice*
Lexi: *mutters* bitch.
Azalea: ....#Angerissues
EJ: XD
Toby: #twitch
Offenderman: *Starts eyeing Lexi*
Lexi: O_o whoa. Bro, I'm a virgin so don't get any ideas.
EJ: -_-
Toby: -_-
Azalea: -_- Mhm sure.
Lexi: .....Half a virgin...
Azalea: -_- dude.
Lexi: Alright I'm not a virgin at all.
Offenderman: *cough* Slut *cough*
Lexi: manwhore
Offenderman: -_-
EJ: So...are we in trouble?
Offenderman: *Thinks* Nah.
Azalea: Thanks Mr...?
Offenderman: Mr. Sexy.
Lexi: O_o da fuq.
Offenderman: Yes..Mr. Sexy is my name.
EJ:...Umm...
*Awkward silence*
Offenderman: EVERYONE DO THE FLOP!
All: *face plant into the floor*
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The Slender Academy
Terror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
