Health...F this.

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*Everyone walks into Health class*

Lara: What kind of fucking class is this?!

Hoodie: Health, genius.

Lara: Did I ask you?

Hoodie: Er...no?

Lara: Then shut the fuck up.

Lexi: Hey don't fucking curse it's fucking bad for you fucking kay?! XD

Azalea: Yeah!

Masky: I like cheesecake.

Jeff: We know!

*Clockwork walks into class*

Clockwork: Sup yo?!

EJ: You're not cool.

BEN: SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!!

Lexi: Ha.

Lara: Kill yourself clockwork!

Clockwork: *sighs* Great, I'm stuck with the idiotic-

*Ticci Toby walks through the door, I'm bringing sexy back starts playing*

Lara: O_O TOBY!!!!

Toby: *twitch* Hey.

LJ: -_-

Jeff: I ship.

Azalea: XD

Clockwork: Oh you must be the new student, find an empty seat.

LJ: *scoots closer to Lara* Hey girl, hey.

Toby: *twitch* I don't see any open seats.

Lara: *Pushes LJ out of chair* You can sit here!!!!

Toby: Mkay. *sits down next to her*

Lara: *stares at him non stop*

LJ: -_- bitch...

Masky: Hm...stalker much?

Toby: *twitch* waffles.

Lara: OMG SO HOT!!!

Hoodie: O_o

Lexi: I see a relationship forming!

Lara: *slaps Lexi STFU!!! Go make out with Jeff or something!

Jeff: *rape face*

Lexi: *whispers* Back of classroom, now.

Lexi&Jeff: *walk back*

Azalea: *facepalm*

EJ: Slut.

Masky: Wear pro-

Lexi: *shoots ice towards him*

Masky: *barley avoids it* Umm...never mind..

Clockwork: Class! Look, please be normal for one second. I forgot some paperwork so I'll be right back.

Lara: I don't care.

Lexi&Jeff: *making out in back, sticks middle finger up while doing so*

Azalea: Go fuck yourself clockwork.

Clockwork: -_- I won't be long. *leaves*

EJ: So...what now?

Azalea: PARTY!!!

Hoodie: *looks over at Masky, rape faces him*

Masky: Uhhh... Hoodie?

Hoodie: *pulls out handcuffs from back pocket*

Masky: *backs away slowly*

Lara: HA GAYYYYYYYY.

LJ: I want to join! Threesome!

Azalea: da fuq.

EJ: *Runs around in circles* KIDNEYS!!!

Lara: Toby...

Toby: *Twitch* Yeah?

Lara: I like you.

Toby:.....I like waffles.

Lara: ......-_-

Azalea: *starts climbing on desks*

Hoodie: *handcuffs Masky to desk, crawls on top of him*

Masky: O_O GET OFF MEH!!!

Jeff: It's getting hot in here, *slowly unzips his hoodie* So take off all your clothes!

Lexi: I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off. *unzips jeans*

BEN: N64 BITCHES!!!! *climbs all over the wall*

*Clockwork walks in*

Everyone: *stops what they are doing*

Clockwork:....O_o

Everyone: O_o

Clockwork: *stares over at Masky and hoodie*

Masky: *mouths* Help me.

Clockwork: *stares at Lexi and Jeff*

Lexi&Jeff: *zip up their jeans and hoodie*

Clockwork: *just stares at class in total* You are all ex-

*gun shot goes off*

*Clockwork falls to the floor*

Lara: *with gun in hand* I said kill yourself clockwork!!!!

Weird chapter? Yes...I know...

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