HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY ARE SMART?!?!

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-In their rooms-

Lexi&Lara: *trying to dance to wolf by exo*

Azalea: *super wtf face* Erm..

Lara: *trips over coffee table, falls* NUUURRR!

Lexi: AHAHAHA YOU F- *trips, planks onto floor* ...Fuck...

Azalea: XD Hello there Lilo.

Lexi: *voice muffled* My friends need to be punished.

Lara: Lol. *stands up* So-

Masky: *runs in* GUYS GUESS WHA-

Lexi: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Lara: YOU'RE GA-...wait...nvm...you already are.

Azalea: You beat EJ in chess?

Masky: NO, YES, NO I WISH. WE ARE GRADUATING!

Lexi,Lara,&Azalea: WHAT

Lexi: But I don't do shit. I'm drunk all the time.

Lara: And I'm too lazy.

Azalea: And I.....*mumbles* Look at pics of a7x...

Lara: XD

Lexi: That's sad.

Azalea: You're one to talk. What we're you looking up earlier? Kris Wu naked?

Lexi: *poker face* erm...nuuu....

Masky: -_-

Azalea: So when does the ceremony start?

Masky: 5 minutes.

Lexi: FUCK!

Lara: ME!

Azalea:.....MEH?!?!


-At the ceremony-

Slendy: Everyone plz take your seats.

Lexi: *sits ontop of Jeff*

Slendy: That's not a seat.

Lexi: *sighs, goes to Lara and sits on her lap*

Slendy: ...She's not a chair!

Lara: Yeah, Lexi! *pushes her off*

Lexi: *teleports to a chair before she hits the ground* hehe..

Lara: -_- Jerk.

Lexi: Bitch.

Hoodie: Assbutt

Jeff: Idjit

EJ: EJ!!! :)

Slendy: SIT CHO ASSES DOWN OR IMMA SLAP A HOE! NOW SILENCE!

Everyone: ....

Azalea: *plays cricket noises*

Lexi: XD

Slendy: -_- Okay. First up is Bailey.

Bailey: YEAH BITCH! *goes up to stage, grabs diploma, flips everyone off, walks off stage*

Slendy: *sighs* Azalea.

Azalea: *Runs up stage, grabs diploma* I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH! *rips off graduation gown to reveal HU Hoodie*

EJ: YAAAAASSSSS BETCH!

Slendy: ...Lord help me.... Lara

Lara: *Walks up on stage,slaps Slendy, snatches diploma* I'M THE DOCTOR! ON MY WAY TO 1934 BITCHES! *Walks off stage*

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