22 Jump Street Style

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-In English-

Lexi: *is writing all over the white board*

Hoodie: *is sleeping under the desk*

Lara&Toby: *playing cards*

BEN: *is writing some stuff down, stops, whispers to Lexi* I need you to help me with something.

Lexi: Hm..with what?

BEN: To buy drugs..They're Latin and-

Lexi: Omg is this going where I think it's going?

BEN: Maybe...

DL: Just go with.

Lexi: LOL no *hits him with white board eraser*

DL: -_-

Lara: Lexi just go.

Toby: *twitch* Go *twitch* Buy *twitch* Me *twitch* Some *twitch* Waffles. *twitch*

Lexi: *facepalm* If I do it, will you all shut up?

Everyone: Yes!

Lexi: Fine.

-2 Hours Later-

Lexi&BEN: *sitting in car*

Lexi: If we want this to work, you gotta act Latin.

BEN: What?! Why?!

Lexi: Do you want this to work, or not?!

BEN: *sighs* Fine.

Lexi&BEN: *get out of car and walk up to drug dealers*

Dealer: Who the fuck are you?

Lexi: *trying to talk with a Latin accent* Sleepy, wus up homie!, everyone saying that Sleepy he like the Mexican wolverine

Dealer: Erm...ok...

Dealer 2: Why isn't This mutha fucka talkin'?

BEN: *acts like Jenko from 22 Jump Street, and in a high pitch voice* My name is Jeff

Lexi: *laughs*

Dealer 2: Got a problem?

Lexi: Cálmate amigo.

Dealer: So what's your story?

BEN: *in the high pitched voice* Que?

Lexi: *tries to hide the smirk on her face*

Dealer 2: *rolls eyes*

Lexi: Oh hey wait man, tell them about your crazy adventure.

BEN: *shifts uncomfortably* I don't know what you're talking about...

Lexi: But dude when you told me that story last night! Man, so much detail! Go on, tell them.

Dealer: ..Well..

BEN: *still in the voice* Oh, yes. Uh...it was Dora, and Diego and Swiper.

Dealer 2: Swiper?

Lexi: And who was that one guy you beat the holy shit out of?

BEN: Oh er...uh...Boots...

Dealer: Are you two cops?

Lexi: Erm... Me no speak english?

Dealer 2: Shoot them!!!

BEN: Aye Dora!

Lexi: BEN, you can stop with that voice! *freezes them*

BEN: *grabs the drugs* Finally... I sounded like Channing Tatum from 22 Jump Street.

Lexi: Lol I know...

If you didn't understand this...I have the video on this chapter...

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