Must Have Stabbed Her Fifty Fucking Times

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-Still in the hotel room-

Masky: *still throwing shit all over the place*

Azalea: Masky you bitch, stop it!

Masky: No.

Lexi: *runs over, grabs him, throws him in the shower, turns on the water* YOU FUCKING WASH YOURSELF AND DON'T COME OUT TIL YOU ARE CLEAN!!!!! *slams bathroom door*

Masky: :( Yes mommy...

Lexi: I'm not your mother but whatever.

EJ: O_O

Lara: O_o Damn girl.

Jeff: O_o

Hoodie: Eh..

LJ: .......Princesses....

Azalea: Well Then...You're acting like an adult.

Lexi: Oh shut up. I just want to get drunk.

Lara: I'm in! I wanna get fucked up!

Lexi: Let's get fucked up together!

Azalea: Aha no. We have kids to take care of, remember?

Lara: Right...

Toby&LJ: *try to take off Lara's shirt* Take it off!

Lexi: O_o

Lara: Uh....Why?

Toby&LJ: We want you mommy.

Azalea: Oh God, saying mommy made it even worse.

Lara: How about no. *pushes them away*

Jeff: *sitting in front of the tv watching Dora* Hola.

EJ: *running into the wall*

LJ: I'm pregnant.

-awkward silence-

Lexi: *moans* Jeff.

Azalea: O_O DUDE WTF!!!!!!

Lexi: Uh....I didn't do that..

Lara: You thirsty whore.

Jeff: *still watching tv and talking in spanish*

Lexi: *starts getting sexually frustrated* I NEEEEEED TO FUCK A REALLY HOT PERSON!!!!!

Everyone: *backs away slowly*

Azalea: Erm...don't get any ideas.

Lexi: -_- I'm not lesbian you fucking retard.

Lara: But your bi.

Lexi: But not for anyone except Jeff!

Jeff: *looks over* Que?

Lexi: *facepalm*

Hoodie: *slaps him* I'll give you a que!

Azalea: Do you even know what Que means?

Toby: Doesn't it mean I'll suck your-

Lara: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Lexi: Stfu.

Azalea: Toby.....just....Lara control your child.

Lara: Control yours. *points at EJ*

EJ: *Still running into the wall*

Azalea: Eh that's normal.

Lexi: When will they turn back to normal god dammit?!?!

Lara: Control yourself mother fucker!

Azalea: Don't make me lock you in the closet!

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