-in chorus-
*Zalgo walks in*
Zalgo: Hey um...students I'm your umm...
Azalea: Our bitch?!
EJ: LOL XD
Zalgo: No -_- I am your teacher.
Jeff: Nahhhh I thought you were a stripper.
Lexi: *whispers* He might be.. .
Hoodie: O_o
Zalgo: *rolls eyes* Anyways for your first assignment I-
*Unkown person kicks down door*
?: Hey mofos I'm here!
BEN: Who the hell are you?!
?: I'm Lara.
Masky: That name su-
Lara: Wtf you say?! *throws knife at his head*
Masky: *ducks*
Azalea: Wtf dude!
Lara: LOL hai.
LJ: Ermahgerd hiiiiiiii.
Zalgo: Hey! May I have your attention-
Lexi: *Sticks middle finger up*
Lara: Kiss my ass
Zalgo: ....
EJ: Hehe...
Zalgo: *sighs* Your first assignment is to role play a scene from a movie.
Jeff: No God dammit!
LJ: Magic Mike...
Everyone: HELL NO!
Zalgo: Definitely not. Who will like to go first?
Lara: Me!
Zalgo: Alright go.
Lara: *makes voice sound like Brendon Urie from a vine* Oh walking through the muthafuckin' neighborhood, You knew what the nigga already had it wanted!
LJ: PERFECTION! MARRY ME!!!
Lara: How about no.
LJ: :( :( :(
Lara: I'll think about it.
BEN: *rape face*
Hoodie: NO
Zalgo: *facepalm* That's a vine not a scene from a movie. Anyone else?
Lexi: Me!
Zalgo: Is it from a movie?
Lexi: Yes bitch.
Zalgo: Fine go.
Lexi: *starts singing let it go while shooting ice all over the place*
Azalea: *facepalm* Frozen.
Lexi: Let it go! Can't hold it-
Zalgo: Enough! That sucked!
Lara: Better than you could do. At least it was from a movie and she actually can freeze people.
Hoodie: Yeah... She froze our teacher...
Lexi: ^_^ Yeah...
Zalgo: I'll show you real talent!
Masky: Sure...
Zalgo: *plays a kids song while wearing an innocent sailor outfit.
EJ: Wtf...
Lexi: Umm.. Why does this sound familiar...
Zalgo: *keeps acting innocent* *song changes to 'She's my cherry pie', rips off outfit to expose a stripper outfit*
Everyone: *screams*
Azalea: *grabs fake money, makes it rain on Zalgo*
Lexi&Lara: *laugh hysterically*
Jeff: This is worse than Magic Mike!
LJ: Hey!
Zalgo: *rips pants off*
Everyone: *faints*
Zalgo: Erm.....class dismissed!
Yes I used the scene from bad grandpa XD
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
