Fangirls Attack

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-All chilling..-

Azalea: *throws open the door* MY NIGGAS!!! (No offense)

Lexi: MY NIGGA, MY NIGGA!!!

Lara: MY MUTHA FUCKIN' NIGGA!!!

EJ: *facepalm*

Azalea: *hugs everyone and accidentally forgets Lexi*

Lexi: YO, YOU FORGETTING YOUR HOMIE FUNNYMAN?!?!?!

Azalea: Yo funnyman, lay off the weed. *awkwardly hugs her*

Lexi: *flips out* You telling me to lay off the weed?

Jeff: *laughs*

Azalea: *smirks* So.. guess what?

Jeff: Space.

EJ: Sky.

Lexi: You got laid.

Lara: You're pregnant.

Azalea: No, no, no, and NO!

Lara: XD

Lexi: We know you didn't get laid..

EJ: We know that you do every night. Whore.

Lexi: O_o Omfg EJ..

Lara: *laughs*

Azalea: Aha yeah okay whatevs. But listen. I wanna start a band.

Lara: Same. I call bass.

Azalea: And I'll be drummer..

Jeff: What about the singer?

Everyone: *stares at Lexi*

Lexi: *is zoning out* Dot...dot...dot...dot...

Jeff: Lexi!

Lexi: Jes? (Yes I meant to spell it like that)

Jeff: You can sing right?

Lexi: Yeah, so?

Azalea: Then can you be the lead singer?

Lexi: I don't-

Lara: CAN YOU MAKE YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKE A SEXY CHAINSAW JUST LIKE ANDY BIERSACK?!?!?!

Lexi: *facepalm* Um...sure?

EJ: Then sing 'Lost It All'

Lexi: No. -_-

Azalea: I'll buy you beer.

Lexi: WHERE DA FUQ IS DIS MICROPHONE?!?!?

-One Hour Later-

Lexi: *Is singing lost it all and is being stalked*

Fangirls: *watching Lexi, Lara, & Azalea*

Lexi: *stops singing* Happy now?!?!

Lara: Yeah-

Fangirl 1: *tackles Lexi* NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!

Lexi: AYE!!! *falls down*

Fangirl 2: OMG LARA LET ME LOVE YOU!!!! *Tackles her*

Lara: OH MY GOD!!! *falls down*

Fangirl 3: Azalea I want you. *rape face*

Azalea: Bitch I have a husband!

Fangirl 3: So?

Azalea: Uh...

Fangirl 1: *holds Lexi's arms behind her back* YOU WILL BE MINE!!!

Lexi: Oh my zalgo! *criez*

Fangirl 2: Hi Lara!

Lara: -_- Get off of me.

Azalea: Why do you love us?!?!

Fangirls: BECAUSE YOU'RE FABULOUS AND WE LOVE YOU GUYZ!!! YOU NEED TO BE A BAND!!!

Fangirl 1: *gets off Lexi* I love you.

Lexi: *Runs down the hallyway* AND I LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!

Fangirl 1: *criez*

Lara: It's okay, she is like that all the time.

Fangirl 2: Can I have your autograph Lara?

Lara: Erm.. I uh... Coming! *runs out the door*

Azalea: -_- Great.

Fangirls: Hi Azalea. I'm your biggest fan.

Azalea: Erm..We're Not even famous..So..I'm gonna go...

Fangirl 1: You grab her legs, I'll grab her arms.

Fangirl 2: Deal.

Azalea: Well.....Shit.

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