-Back at a Resort or Hotel whatever the fuck you wanna call it-
Lexi: *hungover* Oh God, what happened?
Lara: -_- *bitch slaps her*
Lexi: *glares* Bitch! *slaps her*
Lara: Bitch! *slaps her again*
Lexi: Bitch! *slaps her back*
*Slapping goes on for ten minutes*
Toby&Jeff: *jump on top of them* Fooooooooooood!!!
Lexi: What?
Toby: *twitch* I'm hungry.
All the kids: Me too!
Lara: *facepalm*
Lexi: What do we feed them?
Azalea: Milk.
Lexi&Lara: *put their arms over their chest*
Lexi: Erm...
Lara: I think I'm good...
EJ: Food!
Lexi: Jesus, child! Wait a second!
Azalea: What do we feed them?
Lexi: Hm....Shit?
LJ: I LIKE SHIT!!!!
Jeff: LJ Don't say shit!
LJ: ..... Shit...
Lara: How about... Taco bell?
Lexi: We want to feed them, not make them shit their pants!
Azalea: Just buy them whatever, I honestly don't care.
Lexi: Fine... who's paying.
Lara&Azalea: *point at Lexi*
Lexi: Asshole. *walks away*
-Fifteen minutes later-
Lexi: *comes back with food for the children* Here! *throws it at them*
Masky: BURRITO!!!!! *snatches them all*
Lara: da fuq.
Toby: NACHOS!!!!!
Jeff: Mountain Dew!!! *grabs it*
Lexi: aw hell no that is mine! *Takes it away from him*
Jeff: :(
Hoodie: *in the corner* I hate you all.
Azalea: Well....have fun bitches!
All the kids: *stuffing their faces with stuff*
Lexi: Well they seem fine, I think I'm going to the pool for a while and push random people in. Wanna come?
Lara: Hell yeah let's push some bitches!
Azalea: I think I'm going to stalk some people.
The three of them: *leave the room*
-Two hours later*
The three of them: *enter the room*
Lara: Holy shit was it that smell?!
Azalea: Uh... Well it's shit but not holy.
Lexi: O_O *vomits*
EJ, Jeff, Toby, Hoodie, and LJ: I went poo poo in my diapie!
Lexi: Oh God....
Lara: Lexi you're on diaper duty!
Azalea: Yeah! *pushes her*
Lexi: Uh....Erm...Okay...let's go change you. *walks over to the bathroom with them, opens door* OH MY GOD, LARA!!!!!!
Lara: Wtf you- O_O
Masky: *has a diaper full of shit in his hand and is smearing it all over the walls*
Azalea: ........*laughs uncontrollably then gags*
Lara: *holds hand over mouth* I think I'm gonna be sick.
Masky: *is writing all of the walls in shit*
Lexi: *vomits uncontrollably*
Masky: Look mommy I made a rainbow!
Azalea: What kind of fucking rainbow is that?!
Lara: Masky what did you do?!?!
Masky: I made a picture!
Toby: *twitch* disgusting.
Masky: -_- *Makes Hoodie eat his shit*
Lara: Son of a- *vomits*
Azalea: MASKY WTF!!!!!
Jeff: O_O *is horrified*
Masky: EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT!!!!!
Lexi: *face turns pale* Uh....Masky Why did you- *vomits again*
Azalea: Masky, get in the shower now.
Masky: No!
Lara: Masky, now!
Masky: No! *throws shit at them*
Lara: ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION!!! *dives under bed*
Lexi: *makes a barrier out of ice*
Azalea: *running around the room dodging it*
Masky: Snowball fight! *keeps throwing it*
Toby&LJ: *hug Lara* Mommy save us!!!
Lara: Uh.....
Lexi: What kind of snowball fight is this?!
Jeff: *is trying to pull Lexi's jeans down*
Lexi: Jeff stop pulling my pants down!
Jeff: *rape face* I WANT YOU!!!!
Lexi: You're only five!!!
Azalea: *holding EJ while still dodging everything*
Hoodie: *screaming*
Masky: *Keeps throwing it* Hehe...
Lexi: *vomits uncontrollably again*
Azalea: Masky!!!!! No more cheesecake for you!
Masky: Eh. *eats his own shit*
Lexi&Lara: *faints*
Toby&LJ: *hold each other in fear*
EJ: *gets hit in the face by shit* I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT!!!! I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT!!!! *falls to the floor*
*Ultimate chaos goes on for hours*
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
