-In 6th period-
Random Mortal Teacher: Hello class welcome to-
Jeff: Hell.
Azalea: I BET HELL IS FABULOUS!!!
Lara: I'M A GAY PRINGLE!!!
LJ: I'M TOO GAY TO FUNCTION!!
Masky: This isn't mean girls.
Hoodie: I wish it was.
Lexi: Lol ikr.
Teacher: -_- Students please listen.
All: Fine.
DL (Dark Link): What kind of fucking class is this?!
Teacher: Science.
BEN: What is this science you speak of?
Jeff: What is love?!
Lexi: Baby don't hurt me.
Azalea: Fucking 90's music man.
Lexi: I prefer 80's.
Teacher: *facepalm* All of you be quiet or you won't get a sticker.
LJ: CAN I HAVE A RAINBOW STICKER WITH UNICORNS ON IT?!?!
Teacher: Umm...sure LJ *hands him sticker*
LJ: It's so majestic! *falls out of chair*
Lara: HAHAHAHA.
Jeff: O_O must draw mustache on diz bitch!
DL: *drops to the floor* Like a virgin!
BEN: Touched for the very first time!
Lexi: We know it's your first time. -_-
Masky: LOL
Hoodie: Not mine *rape faces Masky*
Masky: *shifts uncomfortably*
Teacher: Hey! Listen up, we're going to explode things today.
All: EXPLODE?!?!
Teacher: Yes-
Lexi: *pushes teacher over to get dynamite* Move bitch get out the way!
Azalea: Get out the way bitch, get out the way.
Teacher: Students please! Please be normal for one second!
Lexi: *strikes a sexy pose* Oh hello my beautifuls.
Azalea: Do you know how to make ze babies?
Jeff: I tell you everything!
Lara: First, I need a woman to demonstrate.
LJ: I know how to do it.
Lexi: Oh do you?
LJ: My mommy likes to do it by fire. Fire makes her hot, fire makes her-
Lexi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You idiot that is not how you make babies!
LJ: Then how do you do it you meanie?!
Lexi: Ohhh I show you!
Teacher: *facepalm*
Lexi: First we take the bagel and the doggy.
Hoodie: What do you do then?
Lexi: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!!
Hoodie: :(
Lexi: You take the doggy and... *slowly nears both objects to each other*
All: Ohhhh...
Lexi: YOU CHOP IT!!!
All: AHHHHHH
Jeff: Nom nom nom nom nom.
Masky: That's not how you do that!
Lexi: OH YEAH AND YOU TELL ME!!!
DL: Babies require lubrication! *throws bucket of blood on himself*
Teacher: Wtf... Guys please-
-bell rings-
*Everyone except Lexi walk out*
Lexi: .....Oh no I'm pregnant. *walks out*
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The Slender Academy
Horror're-editing..I do not have rights to Creepypasta just certain made up characters based of myself and others. Come and join the Creepypastas as they try to get through high school. I really suck at descriptions so..just read and you'll love it. It's...
