You Got Arrested?!?!?!

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-Back in their rooms-

Lexi&Jeff: *laying on their bed and watching Star Wars*

Azalea: *knocks on door*

Lexi: It's fucking open, bro.

Azalea: Oh.. *opens it, walks in* Can I borrow your car?

Jeff: Which one? She has like four

Lexi: No, three.

Azalea: Um...Well... what cars do you have?

Lexi: Aston Martin, Maserati, and a Ferrari.

LJ&Lara: *Walks in* WE WANT TO BORROW ALL OF THEM!!!!

Lexi: -_- Not happening bro. Now, which car, Azalea?

Azalea: The Aston Martin?

Lexi: No.

Lara: Ferrari?

Jeff: Hell fucking no.

LJ: Maserati?

Lexi&Jeff: AHAHAHAHA no.

Azalea: Then why offer?!

Lexi: Why ask?

Azalea: -_- Jerk.

Lexi: Bitch. (Supernatural anyone? Anyone recognize it? No? -_-)

Lara: C'mon Lexi! Please! I need to buy alcohol!

Lexi: We have alcohol here.

LJ: It's all German and Irish beers!

Jeff: Don't forget vodka!

Lara: Irish beer sucks.

Jeff: Dat iz dah shit bro!

Lexi: Exactly bitch!

Azalea: *facepalm* The point is, we want to use the car.

Lexi: Nope, not happening.

Azalea: Fine! C'mon guys. *starts walking out*

Lara&LJ: *follows*

LJ: *secretly grabs her car keys from the counter, shuts door*

-In the parking lot-

Azalea: YOU STOLE HER CAR KEYS?!?!?!

LJ: Yeah, so?

Lara: What's the big deal? It's not like she'll find out.

Azalea: YES SHE WILL!!!! WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE'LL MURDER US!!!!

Lara: IF she finds out.

Azalea: If....if is good.

LJ: *unlocks car door* Get in guys, let's test this out.

Azalea&Lara: *get in the car*

LJ: O_O uh...

Azalea: LJ, do you even know how to operate a car with a stick shift?

LJ: *laughs nervously* Totally... CANDY!!! *drives off*

-Five minutes later-

Azalea, LJ, & Lara: *stand in the side of the road, staring at the now completely wrecked car*

Lara: We're so dead..

LJ: We can fix it!

Azalea: No we can't! We're not mechanics you-

Police officer: *Walks up to them* Is this your car?

Azalea: No it's my friend's car.

Police officer: License and registration please.

Azalea: Um...

Lara: We don't have our license.

Police officer: *handcuffs them all, puts them in the car* Then I will call your friend and you will go to jail.

Azalea: No! Please, no!

Lara: Please don't!

Police officer: Hm....Alright....

-In Jeff & Lexi's room-

Lexi&Jeff: *still watching Star Wars*

*phone rings*

Jeff: I'll get it. *starts to get up*

Lexi: Nah I got it, it's okay. *gets up, answers it* Hello?

Officer: Is this Lexi Woods? (Yes I had to put Jeff's last name as hers. It was tempting)

Lexi: Yes this is she.. Who is this?

Officer: I'm a police officer and it seems that three of your friends are in jail.

Lexi: *smirks* What is the reason?

Jeff: *mouths* Who is it?

Lexi: *mouths back* The police.

Officer: It appears that they got into a car accident and didn't have their license.

Lexi: *clenches the phone tightly* What car was it?!

Officer: Um.. An Aston Martin Vanquish.

Lexi: What color was it?!

Officer: Uh.. by the looks of it... Platinum Silver.

Lexi: I'll be down there in a minute!!! Oh, and if they ask who will get them, say EJ.*freezes phone and slams it on the ground causing it to shatter*

Jeff: What the hell?!

Lexi: I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!

-At the police station-

Azalea: You didn't call her did you?

Officer: No, I called your friend EJ.

Lara: Oh thank Zalgo!

LJ: I'm so glad it's not-

Lexi: *Walks in with an evil smirk on her face*

LJ: O_O Lexi.

Azalea: Um....um...Officer?

Lara: She is going to kill us!

Officer: She seems nice, I'm sure she won't. *opens cell door*

Lexi: *smiles innocently at the police officer* I would never hurt them. *looks over at Azalea, Lara, and LJ with a glare*

Lara: O_O

Lexi: Well come on buddies! *grabs them and they start walking out*

Officer: O_o

Lexi: *closes the door slowly behind them*

Azalea: Um.. Are you-

Lexi: *makes a dagger out of ice appear in her hand, looks at them with an evil smirk* COME HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! *Runs after the three of them*

Azalea, LJ, &Lara: *run away screaming*

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