#Memories

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basically this chapter will be based off weird ass shit that I've done and talked about before with Azalea and Lara some of it we rly talked about and shit others I just came up with..So..Yeah...prepare yo self....more like prepare you're anus hehehe....I'm weird :/


-All chillin'-

Lexi: *tapping the table rhythmically*

Jeff: *trying to put Hail and Hydra to sleep* GO TO SLEEP GODDAMMIT

Hail&Hydra: *crying*

Lara: *listening to El Dorado by EXO*

Azalea: *playing minecraft*

Jeff: LEXI HELP ME WITH THESE DAMN CHILDREN!

Lexi: *sighs* Yo no hablo ingles. *smiles innocently*

Jeff: -_-

Azalea: *glances over* They are children, not wolves, you can take care of-

Lexi&Lara: Wolf?!?!

EJ: *Walks in* Oh shit.

Lexi&Lara: *start singing and dancing* Geurae wolf, naega wolf, awoooo!

Azalea: *facepalm* Who taught them Korean...?

EJ: *poker face*

Hail&Hydra: *baby poker face*

Hail: *throws baby bottle at Lexi*

Lexi: ...........HAIL!

Hail: *shits himself* O_O

Jeff: .... *faints from shit* (XD)

Lexi: *dances around* EVERYDAY I'M YEHETING!

Azalea: (I hope I remember this correctly..) *looks around for wallet* Hey Lexi, I hear you steal mah moneh papeh.

Lexi: Oh yeh, wut u gonna do about it?!?!

Azalea: One Moment.. *Walks away, comes back in like some transformer kind of thing*

Lexi: ...Ok...I give back.

EJ: XD

Bailey: *walks in, stares at Liu*

Liu: *staring at his salad*

Lexi: *zoning out*

Bailey: You gonna eat that?

Liu: No. Want it?

Bailey: Ye..mah salad.

Lexi: WTF NIGGA SALAD?!?!

Azalea: XD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Bailey: XD

Lexi: That's what I heard!

Slendy: *walks over* What is goin on here?

Azalea: Uh..nothing.

Slendy: Ok..can you fill out this survey?

Azalea: *smiles and nods*

Bailey: *casually looks around room*

Slendy: ..Lexi?

Lexi:...Igualmente.

Slendy: What?

Lexi: Igualmente.

Slendy: Wtf are you saying?!

Liu: *smirks*

Lexi: *poker face* IGUALMENTE BITCH!

Azalea: XD

Lara: Wtf...?

Lexi: Lol idk.

Lara: KRRRREEEEEEEEAAASSSSSEEEEEE

Lexi: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

Bailey: Bish whet da fuq.

Lexi: Wut da hail?!

Lara: Wut da hail mudda fuckka dat iz da mudder fuckkin bullshit!

Azalea: lol.

Bailey: Hehe.

Lexi: Idk why u laughing band nerd.

Azalea: Chorus freak!

Lexi: Oh it's on...


-5 min later*

Lexi&Azalea: *whacking each other in the face with lightsaber*

Azalea: *smacks her in the face repeatedly*

Lexi: OW OW OW YEHET YEHET!

Lara: OHORAT! *hits them both with water bottle*

Lexi: BISH I KIR YOU!

Lara: I cry.

Lexi: O_O Oh shit nvm I'm sorry.

Lara: hehe..

Azalea: *holds up a Ouija board* Hey look what I found!

Lexi: Lets do it!

Azalea: *sets it up* If there is a presence among us, please let urself be known.

Masky: *pops up outta no where under a sheet* YO WHATTAPP BIIIITTTCCCHH!

Everyone: *screams*

Masky: WANT SOME CHEESECAKE?!?!

Toby: *walks in* AYO MASKY

Masky: WUT

Toby: WHAT U GONNA DO WITH DAT DESSERT?! *slams his face into the cheesecake*

Everyone: OOOOOOHHHHHHH

Lexi: *has ice in her hand as she slowly rolls by posing on a skateboard* You gonna need some ice fo' dat burn. XD

Azalea: XD

Slendy: *Walks over* Enough. I have an educational video for you to watch. *plays it*

Show:Lalalalala *however the fuck the song goes* The reading rainbow!

Lexi&Azalea: AHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Lexi: *falls out of chair*

Azalea: XD

Lara: I have no idea what is going on here.

EJ: I don't either. The author is weird.

I(Chris): *appear* NIGGA HOLD UP!

Lara: You dead bitch.

Chris: I KNOW ALL U MUTHAFUCKAS FEARS!

Lexi: Oh ye- Whoa...Hey sexy ;)

Chris: Yo.... hello me. ;)

Azalea: *facepalm*

Chris: Anyways...*Takes out a Dora doll,turns it on*

EJ: *screams*

Doll: DORA DORA THE MOTHER F-ING EXPLORER!

EJ: OMFG! *Runs through wall and flies to another country*

Masky: Well...that happened.



Hey I know that was weird but hey, I get weird when I'm rly tired XD



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